Story #1: It must be hard for the far left. First, they had to pretend like they couldn't identify a woman. Now they have to pretend not be able to identify a fire alarm.

Story #2: No government shutdown. The debate between populism and traditional conservatism.

Story #3: The Rangers are in, the Cowboys are good, and the Longhorns are very good.

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