Mark Davison is one of the first comedians we have had on this pod, Kevin Day being the very first. Mark’s alter ego is Ian Fiveankles, a hoary ex-footballer who has little truck with the modern game. He is also one of the Exploding Heads duo and finally many of you will know him as the ranting, raging Colin from Portsmouth.

Mark Davison is one of the first comedians we have had on this pod, Kevin Day being the very first. Mark’s alter ego is Ian Fiveankles, a hoary ex-footballer who has little truck with the modern game. He is also one of the Exploding Heads duo and finally many of you will know him as the ranting, raging Colin from Portsmouth.

Ian Crocker, whose voice will be familiar to many of you as a Sky Sports commentator especially covering Scottish football and next month will be his 96th Old Firm match and with a century in sight next season it’s quite an achievement. Ian’s football journey began in very different circumstances to the frenetic nature of Celtic Rangers matches, growing up in Dorset he went to watch local side Weymouth take on the might of Merthyr Tydfil...

Ian Crocker, whose voice will be familiar to many of you as a Sky Sports commentator especially covering Scottish football and next month will be his 96th Old Firm match and with a century in sight next season it’s quite an achievement. Ian’s football journey began in very different circumstances to the frenetic nature of Celtic Rangers matches, growing up in Dorset he went to watch local side Weymouth take on the might of Merthyr Tydfil...

John Helm, who can be described, without fear or favour, as the patrician of football commentators. As main commentator for Yorkshire TV his voice will be well known to all those who watched Sunday afternoons as he covered the likes of Leeds United, the Sheffield clubs and many more besides. 

John Helm, who can be described, without fear or favour, as the patrician of football commentators. As main commentator for Yorkshire TV his voice will be well known to all those who watched Sunday afternoons as he covered the likes of Leeds United, the Sheffield clubs and many more besides. 

Daniel Mann has been commentating for Sky for 20 years where not only is he on regular Premier League EFL duty, he has also covered a host of other competitions including dozens of Play-Offs finals which naturally puts him in extremely favourable light with me.