We followed Jon Saxon all the way to Etruscany in 1982s The Scorpion with Two Tails. Sadly, we lose him about five minutes in, but we're left with a couple other movies made for TV smashed into one grindhouse trifle.

Following Olivia Hussey to Black Christmas (1974) was a great decision! A truly terrifying OG slasher that has aged like wine and inspires some surprising conversations. Or just long, rambling ones.

Following Angela Lansbury into Egypt for 1978's Death on the Nile was the right move for your intrepid team! With an insanely stacked cast of amazing stars who are having a blast on screen, how will we ever choose our next link??! AHH! KILLINGS! ALL THE TIME KILLINGS!

Our first link, Patrick Macnee, plays a washed up vaudevillian actor, but no one cares because there are two Angela Lansburys in this episode.

We're back, and with a DOUBLE TWIST!! Welcome to It Was Murder: Chain Reaction! Details in the pod.

We did it! Now we talk about doing it for 3 hours!

It's the final piece of available Hart to Hart media! That means Joe's final rewrite, Erik's final poke, and Ellen's no longer glad we asked. But we don't want to be done, so it's not done, okay? it's NOT!

The penultimate Hart to Hart movie is like a drinking game of Hart scenarios with some Australian cocaine thrown in to keep things peppy. It's too bad it just leaves you exhausted.

Your hosts are as rambling and unfocused as this movie.

Hopefully you can hear us over our earrings! The Harts are in SF, Jason Bateman is annoying, Michael Parks is bizarre, and it's our last go with Max. But will the unfulfilled promise of a pirate ship finale bring this one down?