We're back in Greece and once again dealing with the theft of ancient artifacts.

The 80s ice skating mania claims an episode of Hart to Hart and delivers a wackity ass hodgepodge of explosions, inept assassins, and medical miracles.

Gather 'round, kids, Hart to Hart is on! This episode has an exploration of what cake is, the most discussed Jennifer outfit (?), dog Hitchcock puns, and steak! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream ARM!

It's a maximum Max episode with an extra helping of Freeway, so your hosts are delighted! May we have this dance, sweetie pie?

"I just want to do something positive, for the kids." - Suge Knight

Please please tell me now that you're hungry like the wolf for another episode!

Some debate over whether you tell a coma patient to "go into the light" or not, but Jennifer makes it work for Lisa who has been in a coma for seven years and is now either 19 or 24 depending on who you ask. We mostly just laugh about it.

Hot tub full of acid. I have nothing more to say.

Do you enjoy beefy men dropping logs? Haggis jokes? Tartans on dogs? Hoooo boy, do we have one for you.

I don't think you should take advice from us, but if you do, let it be this. Don't board the boring bomb boat.