Join us on a journey filled with red candles, red nail polish, a big ass knife, and a ceramic chicken.

We ask (not necessarily answer) the hard questions this week, like how much abuse can one oven take? And will Luigi forever be simply "Mario's brother"?

Today, we pay our respects to the late Dave Ryder, a good guy who would return your rental car for you, even when he's a little drunk and it's foggy out.

Jennifer gets a walk-on role on a soap and basically takes over and we love it.

When I say this episode is yet another plastic-surgery clone villain with a repurposed actor from season one, I don't mean that in a bad way.

Finally, the episode you've all been waiting for. We talk about perfumes and scents for what seems like hours. We thrown in some fashion here and there, and mention that we watched another episode of Hart to Hart. Enjoy!

Television has done many subpar imitations of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but this one subpars like none other.

What the hell was Don Roos thinking when he names this episode "Pounding Harts"? He needs to come on the podcast and discuss it with us. We're waiting.

In today's episode, we plead with helicopter villains, discuss food waste, and learn a little something about dragonflies. We also talk about a really good episode of Hart to Hart.

TW (Tangent Warning!): We couldn't keep it together this episode, but we had a blast falling apart.