Max disappears on a date. Jonathan meets his match. A sad man eats a sad lunch and then vomits cards. This one's a doozy.

We go a little long because we can stop talking about Laura Bancroft (Carrie Nye) and one of the greatest performances in the series thus far. But don't worry, there's plenty of ludicrous villain shit to laugh at.

An ensemble of TV stars on a train with the Harts, Max gets wasted, and Mrs. Brady gets socked in the face. Oh, and there's a harp case that can transform people into blood-thirsty monsters.

There's love in the air, and that's nice. The Harts find the wormhole that leads from Acapulco to Bacopa, Max meets his younger self, and an assassination ends with a sex-cult sacrifice. At least that all happens in this episode of the podcast.

Season 3 starts of smelling less like a rose and more like fertilizer. But we find some things we loved about it (mainly a list of appetizers.)

Laugh along with your tipsy hosts (seriously, we had to cut out about 10 minutes of laughter) as we choose our favorite moments from season 2 of Hart to Hart. Joining us this episode is Keith Waldbauer, the bar manager of Seattle's cocktail spot The Doctor's Office, to answer our questions about the massive amount of alcohol consumed by our favorite wealthy sleuths.

The season 2 finale of Hart to Hart brings together our a couple of our favorite things: hidden rooms and hot dogs!

The play ain't the thing.

A trash can causes the Harts to encounter a bossy nurse, a jerky guy in a wheelchair (spoiler alert:he doesn't get dumped into a vat of anything), and the worst FBI agent in the world.

This episode of Hart to Hart couldn't have come at a better time to boost our collective spirits. Models, murder, and Styx aplenty!