A millionaire is "murdered" and nobody gives a shit. Sounds right to me.

So, like, what are you up to today? I'm just doing some work around the house and taking the dog for a walk. Nothing special. I was thinking of getting a slice of pizza, but I really shouldn't. Oh, we watched this episode of Hart to Hart!

"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." - Joseph Conrad (Heart of Darkness)

The Harts order a pizza. A single small pizza. So basically, they deserve whatever troubles befall them.

Another western episode, but this time it's brimming with current events, unhinged henchmen, and ridiculous ghost town backlot hijinks. Not to mention some great (and not-so-great) rich people western ensembles.

New Wave Stanley goes to the disco and mayhem ensues. Plus, your hosts get to the bottom of eating in bed.

There's lots of chocolate in this episode, but it's only enjoyed by the gross and the doomed. Happy New Year!

Murder at the opera, exploding cops, and a terrible costume party all adds up to a massive rewrite and a box of wheat thins.

Max's lady trouble continues with the amazing and troubling Pearl Danko. We question the life decisions of our newest villain, Sylvia Van Upton. And there's a bubbling vat of acid!!!

A beautiful location, some great outfits, and a couple of creeps keep this episode afloat, but it's not worth sailing for 2-3 weeks for.