Christopher is moving on up -- to Tony's bad side. It's time for Fortunate Son, the third episode of Season 3, where Christopher becomes a made man and takes over Paulie's sports-booking business. AJ recovers a fumble that costs him some brain cells. Meadow isn't a fan of Tony's views on race relations. And Dr. Melfi has a breakthrough and it only took a butcher's pinky to get it. 

Let us all come together and celebrate the life of ... eh, never mind. Let's get high instead. Bill Russum and Mike Peters talk about the second episode of The Sopranos' third season, Proshai, Livushka. We say goodbye to another main character and hello to a pick-up baseball game of some sort. 

The Sopranos are back with Season 3. Bill Russum and Mike Peters are discussing Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood, an FBI-centric episode. Tony gets some company in his basement, but he doesn't know about it. Or does he? He doesn't. There. You don't need to watch it. Bill certainly wished he didn't. 

We're wrapping up Season 2 with Finale. Tony gets food poisoning, Meadow graduates high school and we say goodbye to another character. Sadly, it's not Bill Russum or Mike Peters. Those idiots somehow made the cut. Come along and hear about what happened with all those stolen airline tickets. 

It's Richie's last episode ... or is it? No. It is. He's dead. Season 2, Episode 12 is The Knight in White Satin Armor. Janice takes a punch in the mouth and puts an end to it quickly, saving Silvio and Tony some work. Tony ends his relationship with Irina and gets some late help from Uncle Junior. 

It's time for House Arrest, Season 2, Episode 11. Junior doesn't like being alone, so he finds an old friend. Tony is forced to lay low after avoiding arrest for Bevilaqua's murder and has to go to the office -- a new one -- and finds a couple ways to kill some time. Richie is having his garbage truck drivers selling coke on their routes and doesn't want him to stop. 

We're back with Bust-Out, Season 2, Episode 10. A witness saw Tony get rid of Matthew Bevlaqua's body, so the boss starts making plans to go away. Richie isn't happy with his cut in the garbage business, but Tony tells him to take a hike. David still can't pay Tony, so he thinks about killing himself. Good thing his hunky brother-in-law is there to save the day.

Uh-oh. Christopher dies. But then he wakes up. Matthew Bevilaqua goes to sleep for good. It's a wild one on From Where to Eternity, the ninth episode of Season 2. Carmella wants Tony to have a vasectomy despite the fact that he told her he stopped cheating months ago. How controlling can you get? Pussy and Tony track down Bevilaqua and everything is all right in the world. For now.

It's Season 2, Episode 8: Full Leather Jacket. Christopher and Adrianna get engaged in the most romantic way -- during a fight and under protest -- and Matthew and Sean start learning the ways of the mafia. Carmella tries to help Meadow get into Georgetown and out of Berkley and Richie has a gift for Tony, but it winds up on the back of a maid's husband. It's a good one.

Welcome back to The Sopranos. It's time for D-Girl, Season 2, Episode 7. AJ goes joy-riding and doesn't believe in God and Pussy is conflicted: Does he serve time for heroin possession or become an FBI informant and turn on his family? I guess it all depends on if Christopher will meet Jon Favreau. But what are the odds of that happening?