It's All My Fault

It's All My Fault

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It's All My Fault episodes

  • This universe, unfortunately, is entirely my fault.

    I have many delusions of grandeur, but believing this universe is all my fault has got to be my least controversial.

    Of course I wait until episode 0007 to sound like the confident cosmic agent of v867-5309 Earth whose licensed to kill any stresses and sorrows with my kindness, understanding and forgiveness - that I really am... wait what?

    1. WOW! I am really high right now.

    2. I mean REALLY high.

    3. Get what I'm saying?

    Um, yeah. So it's more like I bitch about what it's like to be saddled in an existence as an irrelevant component in a dysfunctional system - like anyone and everyone working in the American corporate structure... at least I think that's about right.

    So suave Englishman I am not for disgruntled American am I.

    Wate.Wut?

    • Episode 7 of 53

    24 min
  • This would be a big victory.

    Do you rely on your intuition? Or, like me, do you wonder when it will return from its extended lunch break?

    Well if your intuition is to live like a pauper then maybe it's best that your intuition remain out to lunch? At least until the bills are paid.

    If that's not off-putting enough just wait for the karmic bombs to start going off.

    Oh joy, the life of a friend of Lilly is no life for me.

    Wate.Wut?

    • Episode 6 of 53

    17 min
  • You'd think I'd stop talking to myself so much. But no...

    When I feel compelled to share something at 2am it must be of high value. Well, must is a strong word.

    But clearing up why I feel like I'm misreading the universe apparently needed to happen before I could drift off to sleep.

    Or maybe the fact that people absolutely love buying meat was keeping me awake.

    No.

    That couldn't be it. That's the only reason I love my job.

    Hold on there...I love my job, says who?

    Wate.Wut?

    • Episode 5 of 53

    22 min
  • I'm going to change the world.

    I finally get into the nitty-gritty when it comes to my diabolical tendencies.

    Well maybe not the bitty gritty, but the nutter butter? Or the floppy-flippy? Or the slippery fishy?

    If you were a non-sequitor in a deranged description about a podcast nobody should be listening to, which one would you be?

    Hmmm... lemmee think willya... I'll go with:

    1. "Are those my tweezers you're using to pluck that out?"

    That's my final answer.

    Oh except my:

    • Forgiving/Understanding/Kind grade:

      • which in this one is an A

    And of course there's that lame ending I chose to go with... change what now? Planet Earth? Change it how exactly? For the better...?

    Me???

    What's the catch? Ain't nobody that dumb...taskin' me to make the world better that's dumdubbledumb!!!!

    Wate.Wut?

    • Episode 4 of 53

    39 min
  • I could have been every single one of you.

    Witness a white male american in full entitlement mode.

    The 3rd attempt at conveying something of substance goes better than the first two. At least in my opinion.

    Still, if you choose to listen here, you should double time the playback (or more) because my "deliberation" grade is a C-.

    Other grades earned in this one:

    • Possibility for Misinterpretation: A-

    • Topical Width: B+

    • Topical Depth: C+

    • Kind/Understanding/Forgiving: A

    If I were to only choose one, I'd certainly listen to this one over the first two.

    Or take a pass if you want to. It's not like it's mandatory or anything.

    Wate.Wut?

    • Episode 3 of 53

    42 min

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