HIT THE DAMN MUSIC!!! After much anticipation, Alex finally decides to reward his listeners with a basketball ep in which he spews his horrendously amateur takes on the 2020-2021 NBA season. Going through each conference starting with the bottom feeders to the cream of the crop, he gives his opinion on how each team has performed to this point, as well as who he thinks will take home some of the awards at the end of the season. Is Alex qualified to talk about basketball for over an hour and a half? Absolutely not! But does he have fun doing so? Yessir and let's just say that Mike Breen would call this ep a BANG-er.

First ep of the new year baby and we're live from Nancy Pelosi's office! Jk I wish, but that Call of Duty DLC preview from yesterday looked pretty cool right? Okay sorry, bad joke!! Anyways, this ep is one large hodgepodge of everything from the New York Knicks to why everyone should practice positive affirmations. I genuinely don't even remember what I else I spoke about, so listen at your own risk. Love and miss you all, okay bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Let down by his embarrassing 2020 Spotify Wrapped, Alex decided to take matters into his own hands and record a yearly recap. However, instead of droning on and on about his love for Phoebe Bridgers' album Punisher, this recap focuses on the shit show that was the environment in 2020. Going month by month, Alex details some of the major environmental related disasters that happened all around the world and in doing so, spends an entire minute trying to say the word meteorological. To avoid giving the listeners further anxiety, the ep ends by highlighting some of the more positive environmental headlines to emerge from this year. Although we're fucked, at least 56% of Americans finally consider climate change to be the top issue we face as a society. That's good, right?

Feeling like shit after a rough week, Alex decides to cheer himself up by reminiscing over the days when he first fell in love with tattoos and how he has since become obsessed with them. Convinced that tattoos are the only thing that can help him salvage his ugliness, Alex goes on to describe the ink he currently has and who he considers to be his tattoo inspirations. Additionally, he highlights some of his fav tattoo artists in NYC/around the world and of course gives his thoughts on common tattoo topics. Which includes the age-old question of should tattoos have meaning? To which Alex says fuck no, grow up!!  Instagram handles for the artists mentioned in today's ep (in order as they appear): @jk.tat | @unotattoonyc | @astrid.elisabeth | @babysfirstcig | @nadiatattooer | @jackpoohvis | @girlknewyork | @bluestonebabe | @wr4th.co | @samy_baby | @_tukoi_ | @cocoloberg | @flameo00 | @nothingwildtattoo | @scratch.pepper

If I were to tell you that in 2020 you'd be listening to Alex spend an hour talking about the bachelorette on his podcast or that you'd find yourself in the middle of a global pandemic ... what would you believe to be more likely? I'm not sure there's a correct answer to that, but either way the recap that you so desperately wanted is here baby! Diving deep into the current season of the bachelorette, Alex gives his thoughts on the remaining 7 guys, who he wants/thinks might win and why he thinks Chasen is most likely a furry. Can this ep be considered a smokeshow? I think so just don't tell the men or they might find it offensive! 

After watching one too many Dua Lipa music videos, Alex is #hallucinating (you're welcome future nostalgia stans) and shows up to the pod with lots on his mind. Touching on the relationship with his extended family in the UK, his history with chronic pain and sobriety, and of course Taylor Swift's new album, Alex gives a glimpse into some of the recurring thoughts he has during the holiday season. Does this ep have way too many tangents in it? Yes ma'am! But that's what you get when you sign up for Alex's personal diary disguised as a podcast. 

It's here, the moment we've all been waiting for. Alex finally records his first environmental ep and gets a chance to explain his bitterness towards the United States Department of Agriculture. Touching briefly on the department's history and responsibilities, Alex also goes on to rant about the significance of appointing a new secretary of agriculture who knows what the fuck their doing. Will Biden make a decision that Alex approves? Who knows! Just remember kids, anti-USDA isn't just a twitter bio, it's a lifestyle. 

Episode 1 was a shitshow so we're back and better than ever. After finding out his #2020Wrapped was a complete disaster, Alex decides to redeem himself with some actual good music recommendations. Taking a trip down memory lane, Alex reflects on 15 new artists that he's discovered during quarantine. Does he have good taste? Who knows! Luckily, you get to be the judge of that, just make sure you don't tell him your honest opinion. Artists mentioned include: Maude Latour, Kacy Hill, Magdalena Bay, Jenn Champion, So Below, Valley, Dizzy, Orla Gartland, The Regrettes, Ralph, Bronze Avery, Hatchie, Kitten, Tei Shi, and Grant Claytor :) 

Episode 1 baby, we're live from the big apple (aka my bathroom)! After much anticipation, Alex dives into the world of solo podding without a clue in the world as to what he's doing. This theme rings true throughout the ep as Alex talks at lengths about the concept of feeling lost after graduating from university. Does he know where he's headed? No! Does he have any sound advice to give to himself? Not really! But it's fine because hey alexa play it's gonna be okay, baby by MUNA.