It's Got Star Trek

An alien lady puts Vicks VapoRub on Harry Kim's nose. Join your lady-wary hosts as they discuss Star Trek's occasional tendency towards plots involving sexy women slurping out naive men's essences. Also, Jesse isn't here this week so Dan and Patrick prance around each other unmoored with childlike energy and attention. Don't worry though, it turned out okay in the end!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Voyager, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Wesley Crusher and Proto-Paris get up to some unsavory shenanigans which make Captain Picard sad in Star Trek: The Next Generation's "The First Duty" - will it be an episode rife for Dan's "Doody or No Doody" game? Who knows?! Find out with us by listening next week!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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An alien lady puts Vicks VapoRub on Harry Kim's nose. Join your lady-wary hosts as they discuss Star Trek's occasional tendency towards plots involving sexy women slurping out naive men's essences. Also, Jesse isn't here this week so Dan and Patrick prance around each other unmoored with childlike energy and attention. Don't worry though, it turned out okay in the end!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Voyager, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Wesley Crusher and Proto-Paris get up to some unsavory shenanigans which make Captain Picard sad in Star Trek: The Next Generation's "The First Duty" - will it be an episode rife for Dan's "Doody or No Doody" game? Who knows?! Find out with us by listening next week!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Captain Kirk kidnaps a guy with exceptionally narrow-set eyes. Join your Fellini-loving hosts as they discuss the first Star Trek time travel episode ever! Plus: Dan accuses Jesse and Patrick of scheming against him, Dan and Patrick accuse Jesse of making strange mouth noises, and Jesse and Dan accuse Patrick of not understanding awesome beatz. It's a wild ride folks, and you are alive to enjoy it!!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Ensign Kim gets into one of those whacky situations where it seems things are weird but since there are lots of ladies everyone is okay with it for some reason till things reveal themselves to really be quite weird indeed in Star Trek: Voyager's "Favorite Son"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Captain Kirk kidnaps a guy with exceptionally narrow-set eyes. Join your Fellini-loving hosts as they discuss the first Star Trek time travel episode ever! Plus: Dan accuses Jesse and Patrick of scheming against him, Dan and Patrick accuse Jesse of making strange mouth noises, and Jesse and Dan accuse Patrick of not understanding awesome beatz. It's a wild ride folks, and you are alive to enjoy it!!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Ensign Kim gets into one of those whacky situations where it seems things are weird but since there are lots of ladies everyone is okay with it for some reason till things reveal themselves to really be quite weird indeed in Star Trek: Voyager's "Favorite Son"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Whoopsie-daisy! We had a bit of a technical snafu that prevented us from recording our promised discussion of Star Trek: The Original Series' "Tomorrow Is Yesterday", so instead this week we are providing you with two of our favorite Patreon episodes free of charge! To start of the entertainment, Dan and Patrick must endure wicked challenges and sudden shifts in fortune in the inaugural episode of "Jesse's Questions" followed by Patrick directing a sinister A.I. to produce bespoke music live on air in response to prompts from Dan and Jesse.

We apologize for the delay in our discussion of "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" but we assure you with all our hearts that you will very much enjoy this substitute presentation. Very much!

Next week: Kirk and Company travel back in time only to realize that "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" - for real this time!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Whoopsie-daisy! We had a bit of a technical snafu that prevented us from recording our promised discussion of Star Trek: The Original Series' "Tomorrow Is Yesterday", so instead this week we are providing you with two of our favorite Patreon episodes free of charge! To start of the entertainment, Dan and Patrick must endure wicked challenges and sudden shifts in fortune in the inaugural episode of "Jesse's Questions" followed by Patrick directing a sinister A.I. to produce bespoke music live on air in response to prompts from Dan and Jesse.

We apologize for the delay in our discussion of "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" but we assure you with all our hearts that you will very much enjoy this substitute presentation. Very much!

Next week: Kirk and Company travel back in time only to realize that "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" - for real this time!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Captain Archer again finds himself fooled by a tricksy lady. Join your slightly-skeeved-out hosts as they discuss a solidly entertaining episode that is marred by cavalier and under-examined representations of assault and a very strong orientation towards the male gaze. Yes folks, this episode is horny - horny horny horny!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Check out the official music video for Horny by Mousse T. on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmeM4w7PVtg

Next week: Kirk and Company travel back in time only to realize that "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" - yes, another Star Trek: The Original Series classic!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Captain Archer again finds himself fooled by a tricksy lady. Join your slightly-skeeved-out hosts as they discuss a solidly entertaining episode that is marred by cavalier and under-examined representations of assault and a very strong orientation towards the male gaze. Yes folks, this episode is horny - horny horny horny!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Check out the official music video for Horny by Mousse T. on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmeM4w7PVtg

Next week: Kirk and Company travel back in time only to realize that "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" - yes, another Star Trek: The Original Series classic!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Kira and Kira deal with an indecisive rascal. Join your weary hosts as they discuss how a mirror universe episode that explores the ethics and morality of romantic entanglements with alternate versions of dead lovers could come out so mind-dullingly boring!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Captain Archer encounters a fancy lady in Star Trek: Enterprise's "Rajiin"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Kira and Kira deal with an indecisive rascal. Join your weary hosts as they discuss how a mirror universe episode that explores the ethics and morality of romantic entanglements with alternate versions of dead lovers could come out so mind-dullingly boring!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Captain Archer encounters a fancy lady in Star Trek: Enterprise's "Rajiin"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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