It's Got Star Trek

Captain Kirk gets tangled up in a somewhat ridiculous scenario. Join your android hosts as they discuss penis rocks, mechanical geishas, and the epistemological and existential implications of the transfer of human consciousness into a machine host. Did we mention penis rocks?

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Link to an essay on the history of phallic art in Magic: The Gathering: https://commandersherald.com/a-history-of-phallic-art-in-magic-the-gathering/

Next week: We will be discussing an early classic from Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Hide and Q"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Captain Kirk gets tangled up in a somewhat ridiculous scenario. Join your android hosts as they discuss penis rocks, mechanical geishas, and the epistemological and existential implications of the transfer of human consciousness into a machine host. Did we mention penis rocks?

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Link to an essay on the history of phallic art in Magic: The Gathering: https://commandersherald.com/a-history-of-phallic-art-in-magic-the-gathering/

Next week: We will be discussing an early classic from Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Hide and Q"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Chakotay gets naked while The Doctor gets the flu. Join your hawkeyed hosts as they discuss the terrible decision to apply Star Trek's "unitary culture" trope to all indigenous peoples in the Western Hemisphere, the even worse decision to ascribe native culture and success to the influence of Elaine's boss, and the very good decision to listen to Robert Picardo. We also talk about the 1993 show Time Trax for reasons that aren't made entirely clear.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Voyager, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Link to an interesting essay on Chakotay from an indigenous American perspective: www.bluecorncomics.com/chakotay.htm

Link to Wikipedia entry on fraudster Jackie Marks, aka "Jamake Highwater": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamake_Highwater

Next week: We will be discussing an early classic from Star Trek: The Original Series, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" - and yes, we will address the penis rock at length.

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Chakotay gets naked while The Doctor gets the flu. Join your hawkeyed hosts as they discuss the terrible decision to apply Star Trek's "unitary culture" trope to all indigenous peoples in the Western Hemisphere, the even worse decision to ascribe native culture and success to the influence of Elaine's boss, and the very good decision to listen to Robert Picardo. We also talk about the 1993 show Time Trax for reasons that aren't made entirely clear.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Voyager, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Link to an interesting essay on Chakotay from an indigenous American perspective: www.bluecorncomics.com/chakotay.htm

Link to Wikipedia entry on fraudster Jackie Marks, aka "Jamake Highwater": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamake_Highwater

Next week: We will be discussing an early classic from Star Trek: The Original Series, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" - and yes, we will address the penis rock at length.

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Dr. Phlox wrestles with racism and medical ethics while Trip and Malcolm try to save a group of comically recalcitrant Denobulans. Join your spelunking hosts as they discuss xenophobic aliens, hungry medical monsters, and Trip's uncharacteristic discomfort with the proper disposition of fecal matter while caving.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We will be discussing the infamous, Chakotay-centric Voyager episode "Tattoo" - this should be a fun/awkward one!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Dr. Phlox wrestles with racism and medical ethics while Trip and Malcolm try to save a group of comically recalcitrant Denobulans. Join your spelunking hosts as they discuss xenophobic aliens, hungry medical monsters, and Trip's uncharacteristic discomfort with the proper disposition of fecal matter while caving.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We will be discussing the infamous, Chakotay-centric Voyager episode "Tattoo" - this should be a fun/awkward one!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Kira challenges Kira while Bashir learns a new trade. Join your goatee-less hosts as they discuss DS9's skill at inverting expectations, actors reveling in their exaggerated portrayals, and the surprising origin of the phrase "You gotta bake some to make some!" All this and a truly upsetting amount more on this week's episode of It's Got Star Trek!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: The Star Trek: Enterprise episode "The Breach" has been selected as our next focus of discussion by Dan's podcast topic selection algorithm. Go watch it now!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

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Kira challenges Kira while Bashir learns a new trade. Join your goatee-less hosts as they discuss DS9's skill at inverting expectations, actors reveling in their exaggerated portrayals, and the surprising origin of the phrase "You gotta bake some to make some!" All this and a truly upsetting amount more on this week's episode of It's Got Star Trek!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: The Star Trek: Enterprise episode "The Breach" has been selected as our next focus of discussion by Dan's podcast topic selection algorithm. Go watch it now!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

Record a message to us at itsgotstartrek.com/record

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Captain Kirk has beef with Captain Kirk. Join your Kirked-out hosts as they discuss dead dogs, sexual assault, and problematic philosophies concerning the composition of human personality.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Dan's podcast topic selection algorithm has selected Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Crossover" for us to discuss next week, so join us in the mirror universe for all sorts of fun!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

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Captain Kirk has beef with Captain Kirk. Join your Kirked-out hosts as they discuss dead dogs, sexual assault, and problematic philosophies concerning the composition of human personality.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: Dan's podcast topic selection algorithm has selected Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Crossover" for us to discuss next week, so join us in the mirror universe for all sorts of fun!

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Would you like to give us money in return for extra silliness? Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/itsgotstartrek!

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

Record a message to us at itsgotstartrek.com/record

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You can also visit www.itsgotstartrek.com and leave a comment or head on over to the It’s Got Everything subreddit to join the discussion.