It's Got Star Trek

Join your overly-chatty hosts as they negotiate their way through the wild, wicked world of Freecloud on this, the 13th episode of the It's Got Star Trek Podcast.  Jean-Luc finally gets to be himself, 7 of 9 enjoys the more Shakespearean aspects of her regained humanity, and Elnor learns how to fit in by blankly staring off into the distance.  This episode also includes the first volley of custom jokes from Dan, fulfilling his ongoing obligation to reward reviews on Apple Podcasts with bespoke humor.  We apologize in advance for the length of the episode - the content is solid throughout, but the increased availability of snakeleaf appears to have contributed to a disruption in our perceptions of time and space.

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Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Join your overly-chatty hosts as they negotiate their way through the wild, wicked world of Freecloud on this, the 13th episode of the It's Got Star Trek Podcast.  Jean-Luc finally gets to be himself, 7 of 9 enjoys the more Shakespearean aspects of her regained humanity, and Elnor learns how to fit in by blankly staring off into the distance.  This episode also includes the first volley of custom jokes from Dan, fulfilling his ongoing obligation to reward reviews on Apple Podcasts with bespoke humor.  We apologize in advance for the length of the episode - the content is solid throughout, but the increased availability of snakeleaf appears to have contributed to a disruption in our perceptions of time and space.

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast, YouTube, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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If you thought JL had finished assembling his rag-tag team of android hunters last week, boy, were you largely incorrect!  In the 12th episode of the It's Got Star Trek podcast, your hosts and their sexy holographic counterparts banter about the baking prowess of the Qowat Milat, how to manipulate young orphan boys into being your own personal Qalankhkai, and the virtues of being booked on the highly-rated Romulan morning show, Yrrh Mnrrh.

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Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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If you thought JL had finished assembling his rag-tag team of android hunters last week, boy, were you largely incorrect!  In the 12th episode of the It's Got Star Trek podcast, your hosts and their sexy holographic counterparts banter about the baking prowess of the Qowat Milat, how to manipulate young orphan boys into being your own personal Qalankhkai, and the virtues of being booked on the highly-rated Romulan morning show, Yrrh Mnrrh.

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, YouTube, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

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After a few weeks of gathering clues and dodging disruptors, Admiral Picard has assembled the party that will join him on his quest to avoid helping Zhaban and Laris with the harvest.  Try to follow along as your snakeleaf-muddled hosts examine fatal code errors, disordered Borg, and increasingly-hard-to-ignore hints of Romulan incest. There is a lot going on in the world today - take the opportunity to escape by listening to this, your 11th episode of It's Got Star Trek!

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Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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After a few weeks of gathering clues and dodging disruptors, Admiral Picard has assembled the party that will join him on his quest to avoid helping Zhaban and Laris with the harvest.  Try to follow along as your snakeleaf-muddled hosts examine fatal code errors, disordered Borg, and increasingly-hard-to-ignore hints of Romulan incest. There is a lot going on in the world today - take the opportunity to escape by listening to this, your 11th episode of It's Got Star Trek!

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, YouTube, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

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Holy targnation, what an episode! Sexy Romulans, violent synths, and the ever-present threat of pinot-thirsty spittlebugs! Your anything but lugubrious hosts revel in the expanding mystery surrounding Soji, Narek, and the rest of the gang. What secret are the Zhat Vash hiding? Will Raffi help Picard or just drink his wine? Why hasn't mall escalator technology advanced further by the turn of the 25th century? These questions and more are posed but inadequately addressed in this, your 10th episode of It's Got Star Trek!

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, YouTube, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

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Holy targnation, what an episode! Sexy Romulans, violent synths, and the ever-present threat of pinot-thirsty spittlebugs! Your anything but lugubrious hosts revel in the expanding mystery surrounding Soji, Narek, and the rest of the gang. What secret are the Zhat Vash hiding? Will Raffi help Picard or just drink his wine? Why hasn't mall escalator technology advanced further by the turn of the 25th century? These questions and more are posed but inadequately addressed in this, your 10th episode of It's Got Star Trek!

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, YouTube, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

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Oooooweee! The long wait is finally over as your chaotically neutral hosts delve deeply and lovingly into our old friend, Jean-Luc. We analyze the pilot episode of Star Trek: Picard, 'Remembrance,' in the fashion of fresh young school boys excited about a shipment of pristine marbles. There is a lot to cover in this one, so our advice to you is to get started listening - straight away now, no doddling or faffing about!

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Oooooweee! The long wait is finally over as your chaotically neutral hosts delve deeply and lovingly into our old friend, Jean-Luc. We analyze the pilot episode of Star Trek: Picard, 'Remembrance,' in the fashion of fresh young school boys excited about a shipment of pristine marbles. There is a lot to cover in this one, so our advice to you is to get started listening - straight away now, no doddling or faffing about!

Subscribe to the It's Got Star Trek Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher, or whichever clever podcast app you are most fond of.

Note that this and all episodes of the It's Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

Please utilize one of the following options if you have an interest in contacting your hosts:

Email us at [email protected]

Twitter us @ItsGotStarTrek

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Telephone us at 202-456-1414

You can also visit www.itsgotstartrek.com and leave a comment or head on over to the It's Got Everything subreddit to join the discussion. Don't say we didn't give you options here!