Sit back and enjoy the show, my people! I have a special guest this week. My cousin Lindsey Jett is sitting in for my co-host Molly while she recovers from kidney stones. We talk a little about everything tonight. I hope you enjoy the show & tune in for more to come. Subscribe & share, please. Thanks again.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be famous? Well, after not even being able to hold a thought or stay focused because I was replying to messages, emails and phone calls, I found myself wishing for that time when NOBODY was messaging. No autographs please! This week we decided to do the celebrity edition of the show. The ups, the downs, the has-beens and the NEVER WAS. We ask the burning question, does fame make you exempt from facing consequences of your actions, and how exactly have some celebrities made it as big as they did? In the Era of Reality TV where ANYBODY can be famous it's time for us to ask ourselves, could I make it in hollywood or can Hollywood survive me? Tune in...

Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we are gathered here to celebrate those other douches that don't get the same recognition. So we want to show them the same appreciation and that they are not forgotten, not by a long shot. I salute you. Your mothers must be so proud of the douche that came out of their own loins. Just like a douche, you're full of piss and vinegar and tonight is your night. Hopefully we can show the world what a big fat douche you really are and if you happen to win I hope you accidentally sit on your trophy and it sticks up your ass. Good luck douche you're gonna need it. Now you better run along there's a pussy somewhere waiting. I guarantee it. Being the douches you are i can also guarantee they will be disappointed AF. SO LADIES and gentleman sit tight cause it's the douchebags' night tonight.

This is episode 3 and it's all about the Mercury Retrograde and all the hell that follows. I always heard Milli Vanilli, Blame It on The Rain. As i got older I heard about what happens when mercury was in retrograde and I now suspect that may have been the culprit the whole time. We want to make people aware that they are not cursed, just a victim of the retrograde. Wake me up when it's over!

WHAT IS “MERCURY RETROGRADE”?

Three times a year, the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. We refer to these periods as times when Mercury is in apparent retrograde motion, or simply ”Mercury retrograde.”

Facts: In 2021, Mercury will be in apparent retrograde motion during the following ranges of dates: January 30 to February 20 - May 29 to June 22 - September 27 to October 17

Did you ever wish you could relive your prom night again? Do you look back on it and think about how magical and special it was. Yeah, me neither. Sure prom is a milestone that a young man or a young woman expeirience in high school. There are alot of hollywood movies that portray what its like when their characters are preparing for, going to, crying about , or actually having that expeirience. I have to say screw you hollywood as once again you deceived me. The dance that I went to had nothing there like those. There was no large group that broke into a well choreographed dance number. There was no formerly overlooked, or unpopular girl named prom queen. There was no rich guy and wrong side of the tracks long embracing kiss in the rain. We did however have a drunk guy that shit himself in the bathroom. Oh yeah and dont forget we also had the lame prom theme and a sudden rain shower one year that hit and soaked EVERY GIRL walking into the dance one year and ruining those high dollar hair dos and makeup making the prom pictures an absolute nightmare. On a night that was supposed to be one of the best nights of our lives most found it to be an overblown and exhausting affair that showcased the cliques that already existed in their most dramatic of ways. It was an event that most say they couldve lived without going but yet went again the following year to only be dissapointed yet again. I blame the movies. Again.

Wow! What a journey it has been so far! This is only episode one you all and I decided to incorporate a different theme for every podcast. We dressed the part and usually stick to the same as far as the topics and the segments. So after careful consideration we chose the Kentucky Derby as our subject. ONE, WE are from Kentucky and wanted to give a shoutout for our Old Kentucky Home. SECOND: we want to celebrate one of the most loved and celebrated traditions. True to whole Rowdy, but classy atmosphere it brings. Basically we took the Derby and "rode" with it you see on this podcast you hopefully learn AND love and LEARN TO LOVE a few things that makes our state so great. From jockeys to jock itch trust me when i say stop by and sit a spell and brace yourself because the content is mature so be sure and cover your virgin ears because we don't wanna offend. Damn near impossible not too soooo. Talk about whipping a dead horse. Could somebody lead those horses to water as well and make them drink...and WHATEVER IT IS Please make sure its something with a KICK. We have a great saying "getting lucky in Kentucky" well that's not me not at all. First thing is I haven't got lucky for awhile and second I'm cursed. So you could say I'm "UNLUCKY IN KENTUCKY" BUT I HANDLE IT USING MY SOUTHERN CHARMS, MY SENSE OF HUMOR, AND ANYTHING ELSE I CAN YOU TO GET ME BY. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, ON your MARK, GET SET AND GO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST. Y'all come back now ya hear!