We discuss how awesome sexting is and some of it's drawbacks. Zach, takes it upon himself to describe his drive to Texas earlier today and the inconvenience other drivers offer him. WE love food service people (but not all the time)! We decide to get a little serious about a couple topics to help you guys out with your daily lives. We teach you how to avoid contracting a CTD and keeping your body cleansed of sex infections.

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Travis decides to join us in our discussion of aliens, lucid dreaming (and as the header insists) Taylor Swift might very well be an alien. We also try and explain to Patrick how he should be able to lucid dream, and what his "trigger" should be. We try and figure out how the world began and all the different theories that we like to agree with and throw in some of our intuitive hypotheses.

Due to technical difficulties, here again is the Return of Travis episode you've all been waiting for.

Let the squirting once again commence

Enjoy!

The ups and downs of dating sites. Men, women, fake women, robots and more...

Pat and Zach discussing the fine dinings of fast food restaurants and steak houses. Plus milk and annoying as hell employees.

Here's the first episode of "It's Pat & Zach". This is a podcast we decided to start for entertaining the masses with foul language, drinking and humor. Download and distribute to everyone you know. Please feel free to comment as well and throw out suggestions or topics you'd like us to discuss. Enjoy