It‘s Probably (not) Aliens!

By Tristan Johnson & Scott NiswanderSociety & Culture Education History

It‘s Probably (not) Aliens! episodes

November 05, 2024 Why Ancient People Could Actually Art
From Egyptian sun disks to Mayan turtle sculptures, watch in horror as Ancient Aliens transforms religious symbols into spaceships, completely ignoring centuries of cultural context and artistic expression. Learn about the actual meanings behind these ancient artworks while questioning why Ancient Aliens thinks people from the past were incapable of abstract thought or, you know, just making cool stuff because they wanted to. Features special appearances by the sun god Ra, some very meaningful turtles, and self-described-expternally-described-as-modern-day-indiana-jones David Childress make baffling claims about cave paintings.
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Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch
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1 hr 2 min
October 29, 2024 We Goofed: The Sandwich That Didn't Start World War I
Gavrilo Princip probably wasn't munching on a sandwich when he decided to kick off World War I. This, along with other thrilling things we did wrong, is in this one. We'll also explore how we managed to confuse rocks, misplace a few billion dollars in military spending, and accidentally transport a moustached TV host to the Mexican desert - all in a day's work.
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Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch
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1 hr 12 min
August 28, 2024 Is The City Of Teotihuacán A Literal Computer?
Teotihuacán is a city that "millions of people around the world" believe looks like a computer chip. So it must be, apparently. We're joined by Quintin Smith who is much more generous than we are.

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Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch
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1 hr 2 min
April 18, 2024 Die Glocke: The Nazi Time Machine
This is the big one! Was Die Glocke real? What did it do? And is "anti-gravity" the bad boy of physics?

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1 hr 2 min
April 10, 2024 No, The Swastika Isn't An Alien Symbol
I can't believe we even have to say that.

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1 hr 3 min
April 02, 2024 Did Nazis Ever Actually Find Mystical Treasure?
Obviously not. But this raises an interesting question about why pop culture has painted nazis in this treasure-hunting way.

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1 hr 5 min
March 12, 2024 The Slow And Secret Rise Of Esoteric Nazis Since WWII
Turns out, nearly every seemingly innocuous new age-y thing is linked back to nazi ideology. So that's no good.

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Music by Rod Kim | Cover art by Skutch
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53 min
March 05, 2024 Aryan Aliens: Yep, It's Gross!
So far, we've debunked Ancient Aliens' claims that Nazi Germany got help from alien technology. But now we're tackling the much grosser belief that the aryan race was actual aliens.

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49 min
February 27, 2024 Wernher von Braun's Little Rocket Brain
Wernher von Braun didn't care who he made rockets for or for what those people used his rockets. Nazi Germany? The United States? Didn't matter to him. Cool guy.
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58 min
February 22, 2024 The Nazi Rocket Program Was Also Definitely Alien Technology
Are you sensing a theme yet? Because apparently the V-1 and V-2 rocket programs during WWII were also inspired by extra-terrestrials.

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58 min

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Was Earth really visited by mysterious extraterrestrial travelers thousands of years ago as many proponents of ”ancient astronaut theory” believe? What are the hidden secrets and mysteries behind ancient monuments and forgotten civilizations?