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  • Andycast Post PAB 2011

    A post PAB rememberance…the Andycast way!

    Thank you to Sean McGaughey for the UB intro (http://ductapeguy.net)

    Canadian Podcast Buffet (http://www.canadianpodcastbuffet.ca)

    Mark Blevis (markblevis.com)

    Bob Goyetche (bobgoyetche.com)

    Let’s hope it’s not another 2 years until the next one!

    11 min
  • Andycast Post PAB 2011
    A post PAB rememberance…the Andycast way!
    Thank you to Sean McGaughey for the UB intro (http://ductapeguy.net)
    Canadian Podcast Buffet (http://www.canadianpodcastbuffet.ca)
    Mark Blevis (markblevis.com)
    Bob Goyetche (bobgoyetche.com)
    Let’s hope it’s not another 2 years until the next one!
    11 min
  • ‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving
    Happy Thanksgiving to all …and to all a great day!
    ‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all ’round the place,
    Everyone was preparing to fill up their face
    Our tummies were empty and feeling quite good
    To bed nice and earlier as good eaters should
    the turkey was prep’ed all stuffed and well trimmed
    it actually shimmered when the light was not dimmed
    It was a 42 pounder with it’s wings and it’s legs
    And it looked like a barrel on a couple of kegs.
    The children were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of turkey danced in their heads
    And I in my shorts and mum in her gown
    For a restful sleep we had just settled down
    When all at once there arose such a clatter,
    I ran to the window to see what was the matter.
    I couldn’t see much but one thing for certain,
    I’d have seen much better if I’d moved the curtain.
    I looked out the window and checked the back yard
    I saw that swings and trees were not marred
    And then it appeared in the pale moon light
    I’d wonder if’d I even seen such a sight
    It climbed out of its car lugging a huge burlap sack,
    and entered the house from the door in the back
    the doorknob it rattled it shook and did shake
    the door flew on open, 2 feathers up he did make
    I ran to the kitchen to see the whole sight
    I had to know who had woke me up this night
    The bird that appeared look like I’d seen him before
    Maybe the mall or the grocery store
    His eyes were as white as the new fallen snow
    and he gobbled a bit as he walked in real slow
    I hid ’round the corner keeping well out of sight
    I was sure not to give him a terrible fright
    A very long neck and butt full of feathers,
    waist high boots made of Italian leathers
    He stood 6 feet tall from the ground to his head,
    I was certain that his helmet was made out of lead
    He went straight for the fridge and then opened its door
    I’d never seen a big bird do this before
    He sighed as he grabbed the turkey in its pot
    He gobbled real loud as if to say “NOT”
    Into his sack he dumped our fine bird
    I stepped on a chip and I knew that he’d heard
    He turned on a dime and looked me straight in my eye
    I froze in my place, I thought I would die
    He looked me up from my head to my toe,
    He pulled up a finger and waggled it “No”
    He pointed to the sack holding our fine turkey feast
    As if trying to say he wasn’t a bad beast.
    He went to his pocket and pulled something out
    I thought i was a goner, he’d soon take me out
    He handed me a card as he went on his way
    It said “Why not try pork on this Thanksgiving Day.”
    I heard him explain as he went on his way
    “Gobbble, Gobble, Gooble”
    4 min
  • AndyCast_057 – ScottyJ

    Outline: Andycast_057

    – Intro
       – Greeting
         Well hello and welcome to Andycast #57. Thank you so much for
         lending me your ears for the very short while we have together.

         I will do my best to keep you entertained and awake for the next

         20 min

         But first this important public service announcement

       – Warning
       – Opening Theme

    – Uninformed Biography

       – UB Intro – Cj and Dan LLAP,  MightyMommy and Game Zone Radio
       – Ub-scottyj
    – Poll Time
       – Poll time bumper
       – Results

    AndyCast Poll of the Week

    Best Video Game EVAR

    • Lemmings1: 24% (4)
    • Mario Kart Wii1: 18% (3)
    • Solitare – Windows1: 18% (3)
    • Pong: 18% (3)
    • Joust1: 12% (2)
    • Stud 11: 6% (1)
    • PonyTailz 2: Scünci Adventure1: 6% (1)
    • Video Lacrosse: 0% (0)

      • Total Votes : 17


       
         – Next poll
           What is your best sure fire way to get rid of telemarketers?

      – Closing

         – Thank yous
           A very big merci toSylvain Grand-Maison for his kind words
           about his UB from show 56

           All the poll people

           Thanks to Cj and Dan from LLAP for intro.

           Thank you to Scotty J. For all the great IM’s and laughs over

           the years

           And mostly thanks to you for staying subscribed and listening

           each and everytime.  you are all too anonymous to mention by
           name but I know you’re out there.

          Thank you to Nanette from For Whatever Reason for the Voicemail and Birthday wish!

         – Contact the Show

           You can contact the show via
            email : [email protected] to send your uninformed bio openings
           like Cj did.

           New voicemail line!!!!

           Voicemail : 301-547-6912

           !!!!!!

           Online : andycast.net

           Twitter, pownce, jaiku, Utterli   : andycaster

           Re: podcampedu 2

      15 min
    • AndyCast_057 – ScottyJ
      Outline: Andycast_057
      – Intro
         – Greeting
           Well hello and welcome to Andycast #57. Thank you so much for
           lending me your ears for the very short while we have together.
           I will do my best to keep you entertained and awake for the next
           20 min
           But first this important public service announcement
         – Warning
         – Opening Theme
      – Uninformed Biography
         – UB Intro – Cj and Dan LLAP,  MightyMommy and Game Zone Radio
         – Ub-scottyj
      – Poll Time
         – Poll time bumper
         – Results
      AndyCast Poll of the Week
      Best Video Game EVAR
      Lemmings1: 24% (4)
      Mario Kart Wii1: 18% (3)
      Solitare – Windows1: 18% (3)
      Pong: 18% (3)
      Joust1: 12% (2)
      Stud 11: 6% (1)
      PonyTailz 2: Scünci Adventure1: 6% (1)
      Video Lacrosse: 0% (0)
      Total Votes : 17
       
         – Next poll
           What is your best sure fire way to get rid of telemarketers?
      – Closing
         – Thank yous
           A very big merci toSylvain Grand-Maison for his kind words
           about his UB from show 56
           All the poll people
           Thanks to Cj and Dan from LLAP for intro.
           Thank you to Scotty J. For all the great IM’s and laughs over
           the years
           And mostly thanks to you for staying subscribed and listening
           each and everytime.  you are all too anonymous to mention by
           name but I know you’re out there.
          Thank you to Nanette from For Whatever Reason for the Voicemail and Birthday wish!
         – Contact the Show
           You can contact the show via
            email : [email protected] to send your uninformed bio openings
           like Cj did.
           New voicemail line!!!!
           Voicemail : 301-547-6912
           !!!!!!
           Online : andycast.net
           Twitter, pownce, jaiku, Utterli   : andycaster
           Re: podcampedu 2
      15 min
    • Andycast_055 – Sylvain Grand’Maison

      Intro

      Warning

      Monologue

      UB Opener Jersey Todd

      UB Sylvain Grand’Maison

      Poll Time – Next Poll – “Best video game evar? of all time… and which gaming platform was it on.”

      Thank yous

      Vivian & TJ for lending theirs voices to the Colgon ad.

      Rod from Life of SpaGuysWife

      Jersey Todd

      Leave a voice message 206-339-2639…206-339-ANDY

      Visit the website www.andycast.net

      Join me on Utterz

      Follow me on twitter twitter andycaster

      e-mail message anything and everything to

      AndyCast_055



      Intro



      Warning



      Monologue

      Advertising makes this podcast possible and this podcast is sponsored by Colgon toothpaste.

      How can I as a busy Dad keep my teeth their shiniest and keep my whites whiter than white, why Colgon of course.

      A little dab on my toothbrush glides across my teeth and gums to make them the shiniest I’ve ever had them.

      Using that same toothbrush, I can get even the nastiest grass stains off of little Jimmy’s pants.

      “No no no..no more colgon dad <>”

      Even the little woman loves Colgon.

      “Get that crap out of my house before I shove that toothbrush of yours where the sun doesn’t shine!”

      So check out Colgon.

      Colgon – the toothpaste and liquid laundry detergent than burns in your mouth, not on your clothes.

      UB Opener Jersey Todd

      UB Sylvain Grand’Maison

      Poll Time

      AndyCast Poll of the Week

      What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

       

      • Thundercats: 13% (6)
      • Scooby Doo1: 13% (6)
      • Rocky and Bullwinkle1: 11% (5)
      • Bugs Bunny1: 11% (5)
      • Flintstones: 7% (3)
      • Tom & Jerry1: 7% (3)
      • davey and goliath1: 4% (2)
      • TMNT1: 4% (2)
      • Speedy Gonzolez: 4% (2)
      • Grape Ape: 4% (2)
      • Jonny Quest1: 2% (1)
      • Josie and the Pussycats1: 2% (1)
      • auto loan calculator great1: 2% (1)
      • None1: 2% (1)
      • UnderDog1: 2% (1)
      • Get-R-Done!!1: 2% (1)
      • Hong Kong Phooey1: 2% (1)
      • Mighty Mouse: 2% (1)
      • M.A.S.K.1: 2% (1)
      • Dot1: 2% (1)

        • Total Votes : 46


        Best video game evar? of all time… and which gaming platform was it on.


        Thank yous
        Rod from Life of SpaGuysWife for leaving a comment on the website and so can you, at andycast.net

        “And we’re outta here!”

        If you don’t already know, Utterz lets you create and follow discussions with friends or people with similar interests.

        Utters can be audio, video, pictures and text. You can create or join a discussion from any

        mobile phone or computer. You can follow my Utterz at utterz.andycast.net or utterz.com/andycaster

        You can get in touch with me any number of ways..you can leave a voice message 206-339-2639…206-339-ANDY

        website www.andycast.net

        twitter andycaster

        e-mail message anything and everything to [email protected]


        20 min
      • Andycast_055 – Sylvain Grand’Maison
        Intro
        Warning
        Monologue
        UB Opener Jersey Todd
        UB Sylvain Grand’Maison
        Poll Time – Next Poll – “Best video game evar? of all time… and which gaming platform was it on.”
        Thank yous
        Vivian & TJ for lending theirs voices to the Colgon ad.
        Rod from Life of SpaGuysWife
        Jersey Todd
        Leave a voice message 206-339-2639…206-339-ANDY
        Visit the website www.andycast.net
        Join me on Utterz
        Follow me on twitter twitter andycaster
        e-mail message anything and everything to
        AndyCast_055
        Intro
        Warning
        Monologue
        Advertising makes this podcast possible and this podcast is sponsored by Colgon toothpaste.
        How can I as a busy Dad keep my teeth their shiniest and keep my whites whiter than white, why Colgon of course.
        A little dab on my toothbrush glides across my teeth and gums to make them the shiniest I’ve ever had them.
        Using that same toothbrush, I can get even the nastiest grass stains off of little Jimmy’s pants.
        “No no no..no more colgon dad <>”
        Even the little woman loves Colgon.
        “Get that crap out of my house before I shove that toothbrush of yours where the sun doesn’t shine!”
        So check out Colgon.
        Colgon – the toothpaste and liquid laundry detergent than burns in your mouth, not on your clothes.
        UB Opener Jersey Todd
        UB Sylvain Grand’Maison
        Poll Time
        AndyCast Poll of the Week
        What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
         
        Thundercats: 13% (6)
        Scooby Doo1: 13% (6)
        Rocky and Bullwinkle1: 11% (5)
        Bugs Bunny1: 11% (5)
        Flintstones: 7% (3)
        Tom & Jerry1: 7% (3)
        davey and goliath1: 4% (2)
        TMNT1: 4% (2)
        Speedy Gonzolez: 4% (2)
        Grape Ape: 4% (2)
        Jonny Quest1: 2% (1)
        Josie and the Pussycats1: 2% (1)
        auto loan calculator great1: 2% (1)
        None1: 2% (1)
        UnderDog1: 2% (1)
        Get-R-Done!!1: 2% (1)
        Hong Kong Phooey1: 2% (1)
        Mighty Mouse: 2% (1)
        M.A.S.K.1: 2% (1)
        Dot1: 2% (1)
        Total Votes : 46
        Best video game evar? of all time… and which gaming platform was it on.
        Thank yousRod from Life of SpaGuysWife for leaving a comment on the website and so can you, at andycast.net
        “And we’re outta here!”
        If you don’t already know, Utterz lets you create and follow discussions with friends or people with similar interests.
        Utters can be audio, video, pictures and text. You can create or join a discussion from any
        mobile phone or computer. You can follow my Utterz at utterz.andycast.net or utterz.com/andycaster
        You can get in touch with me any number of ways..you can leave a voice message 206-339-2639…206-339-ANDY
        website www.andycast.net
        twitter andycaster
        e-mail message anything and everything to [email protected]
        20 min
      • Andycast_054 – Barely from Barely Podcasting

        Opening


        Theme Song – thank you Geoff Smith http://www.thegeoffsmith.com

        UB Theme – courtesy of Geoff Smith

        UB_Barely

        POLL Results – Poll theme song ME! (Garageband 4 is awesome)

        Closing theme

        Link Love

        Shelly from Shelly’s Podcast – UB Intro

        Crystal  – Poll Time Bumper

        13 min
      • Andycast_054 – Barely from Barely Podcasting
        Opening
        Theme Song – thank you Geoff Smith http://www.thegeoffsmith.com
        UB Theme – courtesy of Geoff Smith
        UB_Barely
        POLL Results – Poll theme song ME! (Garageband 4 is awesome)
        Closing theme
        Link Love
        Shelly from Shelly’s Podcast – UB Intro
        Crystal  – Poll Time Bumper
        13 min

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