It‘s This Meets That

You know those movies where every decision made seems like there's nothing behind it? Like whatever is happening is purely in service of advancing the "plot" without consideration for how characters would feel or act or exist? This is one of those. Russ and Jared are breaking down Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Are you having déjà vu? Russ and Jared feel like they've already seen this one (quick plug for their episodes on Uglies). The guys are getting into the trailer for Altered (2025), starring Tom Felton, Liza Bugulova, Aggy K. Adams, Richard Brake, and Igor Jijikine. You won't want to miss the chaos that is the Prognostications segment on this one. And stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Do you believe in magic? Russ and Jared used to... until they watched this movie and any sense of wonder about the world left their bodies. But y'all get to enjoy the fruits of the demise of their hopes and dreams! It's time to break down (in an abridged fashion) Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

We could all use a little more magic in our lives, especially these days. Russ and Jared are sprinkling some extra magic dust on this episode and getting Arthurian with it for the trailer for Arthur and Merlin (2015), starring Kirk Barker, Stefan Butler, Nigel Cooke, Charlotte Brimble, Adrian Bouchet, David Sterne, and Nick Asbury. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

The guys are back, a little later than usual, but only because they've got such a fun, long episode for y'all! Russ and Jared are getting into indie banger (depending on how you interpret that), The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are serving up another listener-requested abomination! This time, they're getting back to fine indie cinema (like Clowntergeist), and tackling The Blood Painting (2016), starring Andrew Rotondi, John Leavitt, Susan Maris, James Alonardo, Michael Bergeron, and Matthew Crawley. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are back with a doozy of an episode! The guys are in their wheelhouse with this awful flick about global terrorism (or something, nothing happens in the movie, hard to say). The guys are chatting up a storm about Contract to Kill (2016), starring Steven Seagal, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are back with a first! The guys are getting into the body of "work" produced by famous POS, Steven Seagal, starting with Contract to Kill (2016), starring the aforementioned POS, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender, Mircea Drambareanu, Sergiu Costache, Ghassan Bouz, and Andrei Stanciu. This one is sure to be a wildly unrealistic violence-fest, y'all are in for a treat. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Unfortunately Russ and Jared aren't here to talk about Total Recall, but the guys have the next best thing (cries in Arnold impersonation). That's right, the full episode for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. How many tax evasion jokes will the fellas make? Tune in to find out! And stay tuned next week for a new Trailer Trash.

Russ and Jared are back with another alien adventure! This one looks downright silly, and the guys are almost looking forward to it (or at least what they imagine it might be in Prognostications). It's time for The Recall (2017), starring RJ Mitte, Wesley Snipes, Jedidiah Goodacre, Niko Pepaj, Laura Bilgeri, and Hannah Rose May. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!