The boyos ring in 2023 with a new intro filled with all the dumb crap said in the last year, spend the first 20 minutes figuring out how to plant humans, and then give their hot takes on onion rings, rolls, and nachos.

Ruxx gives a gorilla a hoop earring, Cory sets the record straight about his dads middle name, Bryan is pushing misinformation, and Zak wants a mamba to choke him.

The boyos are missing Cory this week so of course we have to do a Cory draft to talk all things quirky that Cory does. We also talk subway cheese, whiskey dick, and ranking exs.

Cory haaaaaaaaaates bone-in wings, Zak wants to RKO line cutters, Ruxx despises social media, and Bryan stares at dudes nails too much.

The boyos are back in full force, Cory turns his penis inside out, Ruxx does nothing all month, Bryan listens to the Wii sports theme music, and Zak wants to drop anvils on everyone who stands when a flight lands.

The boyos give a disappointing lootbox update, justify killing a baby......, mistake Yogi Bear for Smokey the Bear, and debate freezing bodies.

The boyos buy a loot box, and are immediately very conufsed and disappointed. Claire gets her wallet stolen by the Yinzer Bandits, Bryan thinks the Rock is Jewish, and Zak finally goes to the Doctor.

The boyos are back from a month off, Bryan survived Denver but may have met an Alien, Cory steals dinner from a poor family in Jim Thorpe PA, and Ruxx is finally settling down????

ALL HAIL KING CHUCK THE THIRD, SAVIOR OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, BRINGER OF PAIN, CHAMPION OF THE RING, AND LEADER OVER ALL THE CHUCKS OF THE WORLD.

Raise the banners, time for the first "Best Of" episode to reflect back on the dumbest moments like Ep. 17: Chuck Tournament, Ep. 18: Oscar the Grouch the Bathroom Attendant, Ep. 21: Zaks Funeral, Ep. 52: Solving World Hunger, Ep. 54: Smashing Mike Wazowski, Ep. 56: TPing a Jiffy Lube, and Ep. 57: Condom Gun.