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Greetings, fellow listeners. This has to be one of the best interviews I've ever done in the podcast. I tried to keep up with our seventh official guest who is a pub bud of mine, Rene Rivero. Rene must've been vaccinated with phonograph needle because he was talking a mile a minute over the phone which made the conversation all worth the while. Try to catch up with him talking about his role as a father to a 22-month-old boy, a financial accountant, a resident in Rome, a party boy in the Windy City,  a coincidental witness of Chris Farley's death scene, and a survivor to giving himself up to the catholic church. All this while shopping for diapers for his son, flowers for his girlfriend, paying his babysitter, and arriving at his girlfriend's house (Note: Slow motion may be required).

Greetings, fellow listeners. I'm once again all alone in mi casa because my family is out celebrating my sister's birthday. So I decided to pass the time by conversing with our sixth official guest who is associated with guests five and four, Louis Jerez and Steve Arintok. She is Clarissa Barrientos, the receptionist at Thump Gym and Fitness and a mutual friend of mine. We had a cordial discussion over the phone about her Tucson background, her work at Thump, debating on her ethnicity, our methods of staying fit, our favorite kinds of old school rock n' roll artists, and how I inspired her to create her own podcast. Big happy 25th birthday to my sister Mariana and 27th to my friend Nico. Many more to both of you!!!

Greetings, fellow listeners. I come speaking to all of you by myself from the comforts of my own room. This episode was originally supposed to be me and my dad talking about dinner we had with a friend of mine the past Thursday, but I completely lost all interest. Instead, it's just me talking about how I'm refusing to come out of my room until our maid comes back next week, my misery and suffering without our maid around, how dinner with my dad and friend went from my perspective, begging my friend to come on the podcast, an interesting girl I met at Starbucks the previous Thursday, and most of all going to the Hard Rock Live with my friend Derrick last night to see the one and only DAVE CHAPPELLE!!! (Note: Apologies to Derrick for not being able to record our talk about seeing Dave Chappelle over the phone due to inflexibility).

Greetings, fellow listeners. Doc's gone again, but I'm still home. I had such a swell conversation with our fifth official guest who is close with our previous guest, my personal fitness trainer Louis Jerez. The man is Steve Arintok, founder and owner of Thump Gym and Fitness and Louis' boss. Together, we spoke about his career as a mixed martial arts and boxing trainer, his early days and inspirations, him befriending star athletes, his contributions to the MMA and boxing society, his personal interests, fighting yesterday and today, and how great of a person Louis is to the both of us. Shout out to Louis and his knockout girlfriend Chelsea for recommending Steve to come on my podcast! (Note: 30 seconds halfway in the conversation is missing due to technical errors. Just fill in the blanks)

Bonjour, collègues auditeurs. In this episode, Doc and I converse about my second comedy performance as a cheap non-stop talking mime at Tea & Poets on July 21st (dedicated to Robin Williams on what would've been his 70th birthday) and I ask of his opinion on my act and what I should do the next time I go perform. This is just the first 13 minutes of the episode. For the duration of the talk, Derrick Dyer comes back a third time and we just spew out random bull-pucky to kill time (not so worth listening to so just skip to the end). Find my next act on YouTube under the title "The Miami Mime Returns".

Greetings, fellow listeners. This episode is a double feature with my mom back for the third time and the return of my friend Derrick Dyer. We talk about my big stand-up comedy debut which took place on July 14th at vegan-friendly coffee / tea shop Tea & Poets at Sunset Place. I performed a silent physical comedy act under the name "The Miami Mime". The discussion includes the structure of my act, the response of the crowd and those right next to me, the sources of inspiration for my act, and the future of my new line of work. Find my act on YouTube under the title "The Miami Mime".

Greetings, fellow listeners. Today, Doc and I discuss the operation I had on July 6th to remove all four of my wisdom teeth and the painful aftermath I've been dealing with post-op. Special appearance by Duke the dog. 

Happy Independence Day, fellow listeners! I once again speak to you on my own as Doc is out of town tending to those in need of medical attention. This episode is completely different because it was recorded outside from my house and in front of Starbucks Coffee at the Greenery Mall, a shopping center that's ten minutes away from where I live. I talk about the new dog we got the day before and how he'll change my life for the best, when I went to Atlanta to visit my best friend the week before and how it turned out to be a complete waste of time, and I let you know in advance that you won't be hearing from me for a few days because I'm getting all four of my wisdom teeth removed and I'll be in excruciating pain for three days. Happy Fourth of July, everybody (especially Randy Quaid). Special thanks to Nico Novoa and Fiorella Bianchi, who I met the day before at Hole in the Wall with their dogs and introduced them to my new dog. 

P.S.,

Loud noise in the background of by passers and vehicles 

P.P.S.,

Please don't listen to the song "Party in the U.S.A." by that non-stop twerking all-around tool bag, Miley Cyrus. Not the proper way to honor your country  

Greetings, fellow listeners. Doc's still gone, but Son's still here. Today, I myself spoke with a very special somebody who's played a major part in my fitness and well-being. He's the Cus D'Amato to my Mike Tyson, the Mickey Goldmill to my Rocky Balboa, the Mr. Miyagi to my Daniel LaRusso, and so many other mentor-protégé examples. I'm talking about our fourth official guest on the show: Louis Jerez, my personal fitness trainer of nearly 10 years. A prolong and sublime talk about Louis being my trainer for half my life, his job as a fitness trainer, his background, his sidelines, and how we've both made a difference in each other's lives. Also, a secret guest sits by and watches us in action (Chelsea Nealey, Louis' girlfriend (So nice of Louis to bring her along. My man got himself a fine one!)

Greetings, fellow listeners. Sorry that it's been a while since the last time you heard from us. But now we return to bring rapture to your ears. It's really just me again because Doc's away for work. Actually, I was accompanied by our third official guest on the show who is my friend, Derrick Dyer. Another lengthy talk about our friendship, his job as a behavioral analyst, his background, his family, his heritage, and what we've accomplished over the past two years. This is the first time we've seen each other in three months because of a complication. It's great to be friends. Also, Bill Cosby says he's having the time of his life behind bars.