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Greetings, fellow listeners. I fly solo for the ninth time (I said tenth in the recording) as I ask you to bear with me while I keep posting more episodes without an exact outline just to have enough before the end of the year and hear me tune out to "She's Leaving Home" by the Beatles. Go watch "Dune", in theaters everywhere and streaming on HBO Max.

Greetings, fellow listeners. Doc and I have a talk about how I prefer to be friends with people older than me and the current progress on my guitar playing. Welcome back Duke the dog.

Greetings, fellow listeners. I go solo once more for the eighth time as I'm home alone with Duke the dog. Listen to how I have every right to say whatever I want and I don't care whether people like it or not and how I'm desperate to have famous people on my pod and not just ordinary people. Hear it all while Duke is licking my face.

Dogs are cute. So if you love dogs licking your face, please listen to the rest of the episodes. 

Greetings, fellow listeners. Doc has flown the coup again, so Mom fills in for him as usual. We hear my mom's concerns about my seclusion and how I'm holding up during all of it and what I'm doing to kill time. Think whatever you want from what you hear, I ain't no mama's boy. 

Greetings, fellow listeners. Doc returns to ask me a series of questions concerning my retreat from the public and occasional ventures at night like a vampire, my decision to be in pajamas all day and lie in bed until I drown in a pile of my own feces, and what I choose to do with the continuation of my existence on this planet. Say whatever you want about me and how I'm living, I don't give a damn. 

Greetings, fellow listeners. Once again, I go solo for the seventh time even though Doc has returned. Just like two previous solos, I'm back into full Bill Burr mode as I ramble on how I almost got myself killed and why I'm backing out of celebrating Doc's birthday.

Please listen to the episodes, people. I almost died so give me a break.

Greetings, fellow listeners. I go solo again for the sixth time so hear me welcome y'all to the month of October and advise thee to prepare for those vicious little trick-or-treaters and recommend some classic horror films to check out for the next 30 days. Go watch "The Many Saints of Newark: A Sopranos Story", in theaters everywhere and streaming on HBO Max.

P.S., 

Happy 71st birthday, Randy Quaid! Get rid of that beard that's grown down to your scrotum and get back on the big screen.

Greetings, fellow listeners. With Pops away at work once again, Mom fills in for co-hosting duties. We socialize with our fifteenth official guest who I've known for almost only 3 weeks: Simon Rengifo, who I met at Hole in the Wall on 9/11 and became instant friends when I walked him home after he got extremely hammered. Listen to Simon say what he's doing to make a living in Miami after coming down from Canada, what he plans to do after taking 6 years of business entrepreneurship at MDC, how we both love and admire the hit series "Breaking Bad", and hear him elaborate on wise sayings with his philosophical and existential knowledge. If y'all need some daily wisdom, do tune out to the wisely words of the thoughtful podcast "May I Elaborate? Daily Wisdoms from J.B. Smoove". 

Greetings, fellow listeners. I go solo again for the fifth time so bare with me as I ramble on what a horrible week I’m having.

Greetings, listeners. I have a very stretchy and ponderous conversation with our fourteenth official guest: family friend Miriam Cuperman. Listen to her talk to me about her prosperous career as a hard-working dancer and choreographer in the entertainment business, laboring and loving Dalmatians, teaching Frodo and Samwise how to salsa during the making of Fellowship, getting the pants scared off of her by Saruman, her views on how the entertainment industry really functions, fond and unpleasant memories about the many big faces she's worked with, and how she made me realize that I'll never make it in any branch of the industry and that I should just keep on dreaming. All this while the rest of the fam (Plus Duke the Dog) joins in and drives me over the edge (I beg of thee, please keep listening so I don't have to shut down the pod).