IWS Radio

Well June is here, and it's the beginning of wedding season and we here at IWS Radio are very excited that our very own Jamie MapleLeaf and Guy Ahnyurdyck will be tying the knot on June 9th, and this week Jay, Matt, and the rest of the staff will be making wedding plans for their big day.

We'll be discussing securing the church, the hotel, menu, reception hall, and taking odds on how long this marriage will last. Currently the over/under stands at 8......weeks. So join us live for some wedding plans, witty banter, good/bad music, drinks, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Wedding Plans Are All About The Bride

A very happy, yet somber Memorial Day to all. This is the day we celebrate America's war dead by having big mattress sales, used car extravaganzas and apparently a big KKK rally. As always Matt, Jay and Jamie are here to celebrate those who gave all to protect this great country and ridicule the idiots rallying in white robes. Oh, and all the other idiots and morons and silly people we have encountered recently. 

As always we'll be joined by Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players who will bring the funny. There will be witty banter, including Jayman's trip to flood-ravaged Omaha, Nebraska. Plus, some good and bad music, good and bad booze and who knows what all else we'll get into. So, join us and remember the Memorial Day Hotlines will be open at 661.244.9852 so you can tell us what's on your mind!

Well it's Mother's Day and there are plenty of mothers roaming the IWS Radio studio, and I'm not talking maternal mothers. It's a day of national natal celebration and Jayman has flown the IWS womb to travel to Omaha and canine sit Warren Buffett's dogs, so...Matt is sharing the responsibility of providing quality entertainment at a fair price with the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf.

Here's the thing...Jayman did a show with her a couple of weeks ago, so it's like Matt is getting his sloppy seconds, and Matt ain't too proud to beg. Anyway, the show will go on without Jayman, but with witty banter, good/bad music, booze tasting, hilarity, royal black babies, and you phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Matt-Man Is Getting Jayman's Sloppy Seconds

May is here and the April showers have brought May flowers, but with them comes the pollen of post cabin fever madness and mayhem. We here at IWS Radio are not immune to all of those allergies of aggravation either, and we are going to blow our noses and get out all of the hate.

We'll talk about mushroom hunting in Ohio...people we have an irrational or perhaps rational hatred for...recap the Kentucky Derby...delve into our madness, and...talk a little Cinco de Mayo. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, drinking, the Janet of the Week, and Bill Barr the Attorney Generalizer.

All of that plus the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleaf and you calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Mushrooms, Madness, MAYhem...and Hold De Mayo!!

It's time once again for our annual celebration of National Poetry Month. Matt and Jay are here to talk pretty and make words magical once again. We'll be sharing our favorite poems and even some original action! Things might get a little emotional so bring some tissues. Poetry is all about the heart and feelings, ya know? Practice your poetry snaps and break out the bongos because it's about to go down y'all! 

As always Jamie Mapleleaf will be here, and she will be reciting an original poem of her own! We'll also hear from Lesbian Angie with one of her favorite poems that she has written. Of course the IWS Players will be here too bringing us the finest in the world of poetry and the spoken word. It's going to be an amazing show full of free stylin' and rhymin' folks. As always the Rhyme Line will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone who would like to share their favorite poes with the world!

Wash your hands, and dress up in your fancy clothes because we are having a come to Jesus meeting with JC and the Easter Bunny. The IWS Radio team will be hiding eggs, praising the Lord, and seeking salvation twelve ounces at a time.

Jesus will be doing his stand-up act from Ha-Ha's in Haifa. Guy will be touring Christ's tomb, and Mary Magdalene will be nagging about being married to the Son of God. In addition to all of that holy fun, we'll have good/bad music, discuss the upcoming NFL draft, get naked for Christ, and sample Joe McIntyre's beer.

So join us live and call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show

Game of Thrones is a cultural phenomenon that has completely missed the IWS Radio gang. We don't get it, but that's not gonna stop us from talking about it. Well, not ALL of us. It's with great sadness that we announce that Matt-Man has chosen not to participate in this week's IWS Radio. Jayman and Jamie are going to try to pick up the pieces and move on with the show the best we can. We'll engage in our own form of witty banter, talking about making ice, serial killers and the pain of being abandoned. 

We'll be joined by the IWS Players who will do their best to cheer us all up by bringing the funny as they always do. Plus we'll have some good and bad music, then we'll recap the IWS NCAA Bracket Challenge, preview the NBA & NHL Playoffs, The Masters, and of course get to the bottom of this Game of Thrones and Walking Dead silliness. Plus, we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852. Call us up and tell us what's on your mind and hang out with us!

While Jay and Matt continue to enjoy their status as international internet radio stars with calm and appreciative humility, Jamie Mapleleaf has developed an ego bigger than Jay and Matt's combined, and is DEMANDING that she become a full partner of the IWS empire by receiving the password to the IWS Radio BTR account. The ugly and hilariously hurtful negotiations will take place LIVE.

Also, Sunday is National Beer Day, and we'll be tossing back more than a few bottles of liquid fun. Annnnnd we'll discuss the Final Four, macrowave installation, the power of prayer, play some good/bad music, and enjoy the debut of Toilet Talk with Joe McIntyre's Girlfriend.  

All of that, plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Keys To The Drunken Kingdom

Relationships with family and friends and get complicated. People drift apart, get jelous and sometimes people are oblivious to what's happening around them. Matt and Jay know all about these kinds of problems and we're here to help folks out. Not by giving any great advice, of course. Instead we're gonna share our own stories in these areas hoping to lead by example. You know, learn from our mistakes. Cause you know we totally screw stuff up all the time. We'll also share some stories of "romantic misunderstandings" where we didn't quite get the signals that were being sent our way. I guess we could talk about women not getting OUR signals we were putting out, but I think we all know they were just ignoring us. 

As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny. Plus, we're involved in some pretty deep negotiations with Jamie over a certain situation, and might need folks to give us their take on this issue. Of course there will be witty banter, good and bad music, booze and all kinds of shenanigans. The "It's Complicated" phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852 so call us up and join all the fun!

March Madness has driven us crazy, so we are hopping aboard a Norwegian Cruise Liner and setting off to the drunken wackiness that is the Caribbean Sea. That's right we are spending our Spring Break aboard a hateful Norwegian Cruie Line ship and all hands of hilarity are on deck.

Jay and Matt will be bantering wittily, playing some good and bad music, and taste testing some booze as Jamie Mapleleaf bronzes herself and her slightly deflated volleyball sized boobs in the sun. It's going to be a Caine Mutiny of Merriment when we take over the Captain's wheel, and take this ship into the port of your funny bone.

So join us LIVE and Call-In at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents:  Spring Breakin' On Norwegian Cruise Lines!!