Jabari’s Wisdom

Jabari’s Wisdom

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Jabari’s Wisdom episodes

  • Complaints on Annoying UPS Snow Day (and Update on Project Part 15)

    To be honest, I'm just glad there was never a legit slow day.  Like as much as I technically would've wished there was one, I just know they would've tried making everyone come in regardless.  Absolute insanity that UPS acts like it’s some type of industry that is so important that nothing can disrupt its running.  Not snow, not a massive storm, nothing.  In their mind - YOU HAVE TO KEEP LOADING THE PACKAGES! LIVES ARE ON THE LINE! 

    30 min
  • Ramble on Annoyance of Memes Becoming Popular and Spammed

    Now this was truly a ramble.  Like I get what I was going for...but I definitely was just rambling for this one.  Also, it’s funny how memes are; they are spammed to no end, and then disappear just as quickly.  I was kinda hoping while relistening to this that I would mention that chances are the meme would just get forgotten by the time this would be uploaded...if anything, it was completely forgotten by the time I relistened to the podcast to edit...but nope, didn’t mention it.  Because by the time you listen to this podcast, you probably won’t even know what memes I’m referencing.  Like, you’d probably have to look up what the memes were just to understand what I’m talking about.  Even the people who know the meme will probably need a refresher.  I almost considered not uploading this, but I decided against it.  Might as well upload everything I record.  This is a ramble episode anyway, so not like it’s an "official wisdom" podcast.

    15 min
  • Mini-Wiz on How AntiChrist Copes Are Backwards and How Nothing Makes Sense (Update on project part 14)

    It'll be interesting to see how people in the future will cope with the idea that I'm some antichrist or how I’m actually some alien demonic figure, blah blah blah, vampire who's been living for the past 700 years, and you can tell because some random photograph or art piece has someone with the same face as me.  Like, it'll be interesting to read the spaghetti theories they come up with.

    19 min
  • More Complaints on UPS Peak Season and Being Looked At

    For some context of the episode picture.  This was during my time working in Hong Kong.  I was on a Discord call with some friends back home while on my lunch break.  I was complaining about how people in the area would stare at me all the time.  While I was complaining, a freaking bird flew down next to my seat AND STARTED STARING AT ME TOO.  I was in shock and freaking tf out on the call.  And I quickly took a picture.  And look at that bird! Its mouth was all gaped looking me straight in the eye.  Absolute insanity.  No one would've believed me if I didn’t take that picture right then and there.

    35 min
  • Complaint on UPS Misloads and Why I'm Not Joining UPS Union (and Update on Project Part 13)

    I can already tell someone is going to misquote me on this and use it as "proof" in the future that I'm anti-union or whatever.  Like, here’s the red pill people, unions aren’t as much of a superhero as you might initially think.  And a union doesn’t automatically mean your job is going to get better.  If anything, a job with a union or considering having a union is a red flag that the job you are joining is probably going to be trash.  Union + Good Job is an oxymoron.  The jobs more likely to have a union are the jobs that are TRASH, which is why the workers thought having a union would fix things. It’s an ironic paradox.  

    31 min
  • Wisdom on What Choice You Should Make When Given Free ___ For Life

    It’s crazy to me how many people I saw pick free hotels or free flights....like it makes me understand why many people who end up winning the lottery or getting rich from some lucky situation end up broken within a decade.  People unironically don’t know how to spend money properly.  They just see big numbers and go crazy.  Don’t think about the incurred scheduled build-up cost that it takes to maintain that lifestyle.

    21 min
  • Update on Project Part 12

    I've said this before, but will say it again...I know these project updates are probably tiresome to hear (and prepare yourself because more are incoming), but when my project is actually working and discovered by the world, all these updates will be an interesting af historical artifact to listen to.  So be happy I thought ahead of time and kept making these.

    23 min
  • Ramble on (Update on Project Part 11) and What Sucks Being on a Cold Belt as Preloader

    It’s always interesting listening to the updates of the project...well for me.  Currently future Jabari here (but will be far past Jabari by the time this uploads), and my project is getting so close to complete....I know I say this every time, but it has upgraded and evolved so much and I feel I’m at a point where the evolutions are slowing.  Like each fix or additional feature is not as big of a jump anymore.  Like it is, but it’s still using the base code if that makes sense.  So that’s hinting to me that I’m finally after all these months potentially almost done...hopefully.  But relistening to the podcast and hearing my struggles with what I could say is like the prehistoric history equivalent of my project….it’s just crazy to look back.  It’s like uncovering old af artifacts of a mysterious civilization.

    24 min
  • Wisdom on How No New Ideas Come Out of Silicon Valley and Complaint about Start of Peak Season (and update on project part 10)

    In a way, it surprises me so much trash comes out of that one accursed place.  Like you'd think there would be other locations in the US or the world where some hyped-up BS comes out, but it’s always Silicon Valley.  Every. Single. Time.  The dam has got to break at some point...surely, right?  Because like a bunch of slop comes out of there, but it’s never like good...if that makes sense.  Sure, the successful ones end up from that area, but the "success" is just a viralibility thing; people and communities end up haiting them over time, but end up having no good alternatives.... but if there WERE alternatives, people would leave the ecosystem quickly.  Look at TikTok.  YouTube seemed unstoppable, then a random af chinese company builds TikTok off of music, and boom, a couple of years later, I don’t even TOUCH YouTube anymore.  The ads on YouTube are absolutely ridiculous and killed off a chunk of its user base.  So it’s definitely possible.

    29 min

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Have you ever wondered what philosophers like Plato and Aristotle would have said about modern day events? Well look no further I, Jabari, am the second coming of wisdom of the old ages. Jesus and…