Squatting syndicates are a real problem in the Philippines, but they're really funny as well. The Tagean-Tallano will want you to believe that they're real, honest-to-goodness people of royal blood, but their situation is neither real nor honest when you take a closer look. Listen to find out more!

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Sauce:

Time stamps/Content warning/Talking points: 

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Talking Points/Content Warning: BTS is blank (see desc for sauce), why do we worship celebs, child celebrities: where are they now, difficulties of a privileged lifestyle, advertisements and jakult, pinakamalalim na salitang Tagalog, using fame to further your brand, S.H.A.B.U., ayaw ni Duterte sa weekends, we are number one

Please spread the word about the podcast! The most effective method of promotion if through word of mouth. Thank you and enjoy!

Sauce: BTS is blank (I am editing this again after the issue with students using this unironically. That's bad. We're sorry.)

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Talking Points/Content Warning: Dolomite lang ang matatag, quotable quotes from Endeagong, 50 leagues of yellow, Bong Go go go, Hong Kong  SAR, manok na nilaga sa tubig, Gandhi slept with his knees (niece), #BokuNoHeroFranciscoDagohoy, we trigger all kinds of folks

Write a haiku. Recommended prompts: Duterte's 180 degree attitude towards China, how dolomite's value in the Mohs hardness scale is over  9000 (according to one undersecretary), the ironic similarities between plutocrats, crocodiles, and sworn politicians. Post your haikus on the comments section down below!

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Talking Points/Content Warning: Topic is about religion yaaaaay, a ghost is heard at 3:37, why is there evil in the world, pastors and scammers, do all religions lead to God?, we're edging our way to 69 (subscribers), what about all the wars caused in the name of Christianity?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

I hope that joke has become a prime example of why you should doubt organized religion. I should be a leader of a religion.

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Talking Points/Content Warning: Cannibalism is a trick question, Does morality mean anything, Swerving into Government Rant Lane, The gay=mass murderer metaphor, Morally-bankrupt show owners, Fight a war or stay at home, Commodification of war, From pride parades to black facing, Internet trollololol, JA's 10 morality recommendations.

From Jack All with love:

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Content Warning/Talking Points: Jollibee burgers contain earthworms, Occam's razor, does the province of Quirino actually exist?, an American superweapon(?) causing our typhoons, Paul Walker death conspiracy, Duterte's bad is good?

Conspiracy theories talked about in the episode: 

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Talking Points/Content Warning: Drinking culture in the Philippines, Divine bro miracles, Drinking culture in other countries, Drunken embarrassment.

Yo! Fairly simple drinking game. (Drink responsibly)

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Talking points/Content warning: time travel is tricky for women, time travel irl, familial paradox, flat is a time circle (lol), I will not die a monster, time theories theories, mental exercise, wish for the past

I still hold on to the idea that reminiscence is a form of time travel. Fight me.

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Content Warning/Talking Points: New year's resolutions, Taal eruption, African Swine Fever, Typhoons, Netflix as a sign of status, News as we see it, Covid-19, Release of Pemberton, House Speakership Battle Royale, Game of Thrones sa Pinas

To welcome in the year 2021, we bring you news from 2020! Well, most of it anyway. We recorded this bad boy at the start of December, so we missed a lot of things by the end of 2020. Kamusta na ang kamustahan ng mga kamag-anak through online means? Masyado ba malapit yung camera sa noo ni Lola? Nakita niyo ba yung loob ng ilong ni Tito?

Thanks for listening to us and send this to people who, you feel, might enjoy our podcast! Word of mouth is what we really rely on to grow our audience since we aren't really famous people or anything. Peace out.

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