Jack All Podcast

Jack All Podcast

By Squirtle, Jerms, Pat, Nyeff, Yunhoe, & PearlComedy
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Jack All Podcast episodes

  • Filipino Conspiracies 2: Maharlika

    Squatting syndicates are a real problem in the Philippines, but they're really funny as well. The Tagean-Tallano will want you to believe that they're real, honest-to-goodness people of royal blood, but their situation is neither real nor honest when you take a closer look. Listen to find out more!

    Please spread the word about the podcast! The most effective method of promotion if through word of mouth. Thank you and enjoy!

    Sauce:

    1. Maharlika Story
    2. OCT-01-4
    3. Historian video about Tala Estate Fraud
    4. Stupid Article about Kingdom of Maharlika
    5. Investigation about Tala Estate
    6. Time stamps/Content warning/Talking points: 

      • 00:00 A student's plea 
      • 02:18 Is it possible for one family to rule over the Philippines? 
      • 7:06 "True" story of the Tala estate 
      • 11:15 Tatlong klase ng alipin 
      • 12:42 Kingdom of Maharlika 
      • 18:04 The Spaniards timeline 
      • 20:46 The British timeline 
      • 22:09 The Treaty of Paris 
      • 25:41 OCT-01-4 
      • 29:50 A case of critical thinking 
      • 44:59 An article in bad faith 
      • 52:34 Squatting Syndicates
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        1 hr 1 min
      • Pfffff! Celebrities

        Talking Points/Content Warning: BTS is blank (see desc for sauce), why do we worship celebs, child celebrities: where are they now, difficulties of a privileged lifestyle, advertisements and jakult, pinakamalalim na salitang Tagalog, using fame to further your brand, S.H.A.B.U., ayaw ni Duterte sa weekends, we are number one

        Please spread the word about the podcast! The most effective method of promotion if through word of mouth. Thank you and enjoy!

        Sauce: BTS is blank (I am editing this again after the issue with students using this unironically. That's bad. We're sorry.)

        Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

        51 min
      • Class Solidarity

        Talking Points/Content Warning: Dolomite lang ang matatag, quotable quotes from Endeagong, 50 leagues of yellow, Bong Go go go, Hong Kong  SAR, manok na nilaga sa tubig, Gandhi slept with his knees (niece), #BokuNoHeroFranciscoDagohoy, we trigger all kinds of folks

        Write a haiku. Recommended prompts: Duterte's 180 degree attitude towards China, how dolomite's value in the Mohs hardness scale is over  9000 (according to one undersecretary), the ironic similarities between plutocrats, crocodiles, and sworn politicians. Post your haikus on the comments section down below!

        Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

        58 min
      • We Talk to Other People! - Jack All in Public
        We break away from our usual echo chamber only to deliver you subpar content. Enjoy.
        P.S. The views of Jack All does not represent the views of the people who participated in the discussion and vice versa. Comment down below if you find something unacceptable though, we appreciate constructive criticism.
        Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.
        1 hr
      • Religion. Whut? Why??

        Talking Points/Content Warning: Topic is about religion yaaaaay, a ghost is heard at 3:37, why is there evil in the world, pastors and scammers, do all religions lead to God?, we're edging our way to 69 (subscribers), what about all the wars caused in the name of Christianity?

        What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

        I hope that joke has become a prime example of why you should doubt organized religion. I should be a leader of a religion.

        Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

        1 hr 2 min
      • Moralitiddies

        Talking Points/Content Warning: Cannibalism is a trick question, Does morality mean anything, Swerving into Government Rant Lane, The gay=mass murderer metaphor, Morally-bankrupt show owners, Fight a war or stay at home, Commodification of war, From pride parades to black facing, Internet trollololol, JA's 10 morality recommendations.

        From Jack All with love:

        1. Thou shall keep an open mind
        2. Thou shall be understanding
        3. It's easy to be nice
        4. Evil and good is subjective
        5. Life is unfair. You shouldn't be
        6. Hindi lahat ng bagay tungkol sa'yo (It's not always about you) - Pancho
        7. It's needless to lie
        8. All humans are equal under the sun
        9. Comfort breeds weakness
        10. The 1-9 code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual commandments/rules. (Spoken like Captain Barbossa)
        11. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

          1 hr 4 min
        12. Filipino Conspiracies 1

          Content Warning/Talking Points: Jollibee burgers contain earthworms, Occam's razor, does the province of Quirino actually exist?, an American superweapon(?) causing our typhoons, Paul Walker death conspiracy, Duterte's bad is good?

          Conspiracy theories talked about in the episode: 

          • Jollibee used earthworms for their burgers
          • Does the province of Quirino actually exist?
          • Assorted conspiracy theories (Link available on Youtube and Anchor).
          • Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

            1 hr 22 min
          • Alcoholics?! Tagay!

            Talking Points/Content Warning: Drinking culture in the Philippines, Divine bro miracles, Drinking culture in other countries, Drunken embarrassment.

            Yo! Fairly simple drinking game. (Drink responsibly)

            • We breathe on our mics: half shot
            • Buts and uhms: half shot
            • You relate to our stories: half shot
            • You laugh: You lose (hehe) & 1 shot
            • You feel cringe dahil sa amin: 1 shot
            • Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

              55 min
            • Pagbalik sa Hinaharap

              Talking points/Content warning: time travel is tricky for women, time travel irl, familial paradox, flat is a time circle (lol), I will not die a monster, time theories theories, mental exercise, wish for the past

              I still hold on to the idea that reminiscence is a form of time travel. Fight me.

              Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

              56 min
            • I Can't Believe This Happened in 2020

              Content Warning/Talking Points: New year's resolutions, Taal eruption, African Swine Fever, Typhoons, Netflix as a sign of status, News as we see it, Covid-19, Release of Pemberton, House Speakership Battle Royale, Game of Thrones sa Pinas

              To welcome in the year 2021, we bring you news from 2020! Well, most of it anyway. We recorded this bad boy at the start of December, so we missed a lot of things by the end of 2020. Kamusta na ang kamustahan ng mga kamag-anak through online means? Masyado ba malapit yung camera sa noo ni Lola? Nakita niyo ba yung loob ng ilong ni Tito?

              Thanks for listening to us and send this to people who, you feel, might enjoy our podcast! Word of mouth is what we really rely on to grow our audience since we aren't really famous people or anything. Peace out.

              Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram! Email us at [email protected] for any questions, negative reactions, or wala lang, gusto mo lang. Wala kaming control sa buhay mo. We appreciate everything you say tho, mapa-trashtalk, constructive criticism or hi lang.

              1 hr

            About Jack All Podcast

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            Join us qualified nonexperts as we show what it means to be jack of all trades, master of none. Join us as we talk about everything, share our insights, inevitably make lame jokes, and eventually agree about nothing.