Jack talks about why his dad sucks and no it's fine and no he won't go to therapy he doesnt want to talk about it, with a therapist. Topics include his dads ranch and his dad making dogs have unprotected sex before marriage, damning their souls to hell for eternity for profit.

Jack has to do something he's been avoiding for years

Jack witnesses a possible crime

Jack is back. He starts with a raving and then its right into the boring stuff. He pretty much just brags about all the stuff he bought.

Jack talks about his new job, won't stop bringing up star trek IV, and now he wants more guns.

Jack has a stroke and his brain is stupid. More star trek and the cum monster from enterprise

Jack Brush feels the squeeze after getting on welfare. Talks too much about programming. Covers his time in the winter apocalypse in Texas. Keeps saying he hates the French AND backs it up

Jack goes too far and now there's no going back. Moratorium, job talk, wasting time. Life's fucking great though.

Jack gets homo, racist, and finds new lows to go to.

Topics are American gods tv show, shadow's face, Harakiri, Kagemusha, my sisters stupid, my pee pee got smaller and im happy about it no cope shutup its a good thing, missing teeth and a suit.

Jack babbles about American gods and how it sucks ass.