This week, it's the Gurt Poddy: SUNRISE EDITION. But there's no time to waste on this sleepy winter morn! How will Prime Minister Jack solve Christmas? Why are Jordan's insides so clean? To find out, it's gonna take a poddy of the gurtest degree.

The Pod Is On! This week, Jack takes us for a walk around Ben Nevis, whilst Jordan finally ends the football. But what will he replace it with? Why doesn't Jack get any sleep? Will the Poddy EVER be this Gurt again?!

Gurt Poddy - AFTER DARK! In this week's night-time edition, we see the dark side of Jack & Jordan... Jack puts spoOoky pants on trains! Jordan does some siNisTer yoga poses! It doesn't get gurter (and spOoo00kier) than this!

The Gentlemen Beneath are not very happy, whilst the Breckon Beacons are in for visit from the United Kingdom Government Cabinet Ministers. Jesus Christ! It's the Gurt Poddy!

Imagine if we just got rid of Birmingham and installed a GURT THEME PARK instead... That's right, Jack & Jordan have got big plans for the East-Midlands in this weeks edition of the Poddy (Gurt).

Jack gets his pipes looked at. Jordan takes Vlad for a pint. That's right - J&J are back with a poddy so GURT, planning permission is required prior to listening.

This week on the  gurtest poddy of the academic year; Jordan describes a priest dressing up as a branflake, whilst Jack describes another living human being as a Side Character. And also there's a couple of salmon-slaps.

Milk is bad! Bun the kids! Halflooba! 
Jack & Jordan begin the adventure of a lifetime (or at least a quarter of an hour) in the FIRST episode of this absolutely AVERAGE poddy !