So Jack Smith — the Spy Who Bugged Me. The man who’s supposed to be defending democracy — just got caught spying on Republican senators. You can’t make this stuff up.

The guy’s like if Inspector Gadget and Joe Biden had a baby — a confused, over-caffeinated tattletale with a hard drive full of felonies.

No wonder he retired. Yeah, “retired” — in D.C. code that means lawyered up and shredding files. He says it’s a “personal decision.” Sure, like O.J. decided to “look for the real killer.”

And the Left still calls this man a hero. Folks, if democracy were a car, Jack Smith and Merrick Garland would be the ones slashing the tires, then calling AAA and blaming Trump for the flat.

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