“Just give me your demands damn it! What will it take, what do you want? I'll do anything!” Jack Allison’s voice peaks at that last, the burner cell phone makes plastic squeals in his grip.
The voices on the other end chuckle in unison, “We demand nothing Jack. We are The Chat. Your Thursday’s show is ours now. Welcome to ChatAM.”
“B-but you can’t do this The Chat, what about the topics!” Jack pleads, “What about the bit where Cait and I shop Crocs!?”
“That is immaterial to us,” replies The Chat.
“ But I don’t understand,'' says Jack. ” Why now? Cait and I have already discussed so many topics today, Amal Clooney, the Office Ladies podcast, even moldy gemstone art!”
“Insufficient.”
“ B-but Cait’s writing assistant bit, that was great!” Jack says, “ And my Mamaw too, remember?”
“Cait is hot though we care nothing for Mamaw,” replies The Chat.
Jack’s breaths are frequent now, each in-and-out fires at the speed of desperation, “Trump & Turkey!?” He asks, “Ian Sams theories? There’s a Facebook DC topic that i’m sure you’ll--”
“Enough!” Commands The Chat, “It is time.”
Jack gulps, “T-time, for what?”
“Praise.”
Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Thursday10/17/19 - VOD link for this episode here:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/495814558
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