Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Podcast

JAXILLY is back again, and so is brother from another mother, Barm, in cat boots to dive DEEP into the second episode of this CGI children's show! And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk ALL about gorgeous CGI food, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethor and sons, Trek tunes, the fun of Janeway, and whether any kids are actually watching or care about this! There's Barm in that nebula!

JAXILLY is finally back, and so are the Super Rios Bros., in cat boots to dive DEEP into the pilot of this CGI children's show! And you know what, hey, it ain't too bad. Join them as they talk ALL about kid TREK vs. Kid Wars, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethors and McPoyles, Trek tunes, their more nuanced feelings about Voyager, and so much more, including the on-air inaugural tasting of Rios' beloved Aguardiente! There are finally podcasts in that nebula!

Kregg and Jack do their thing again, where they get plastered and talk about Star Wars. Sorry for everyone who's waiting for Prodigy talk, don't worry, IT'S COMING. But YOU'LL be coming multiple times as you hear EIGHTEEN rankings and NINE Japanese titles as these two drunk Star Wars and cartoon fans indulge themselves. Hey, we gotta rub one out to Star Wars in between two seasons of Trek toons! It's the hentai-way or the highway, at least until we get to the Janeway. Force to tomo ni aran koto.

The Super Rios Brothers enter Stovold'kor to get drunker than Cristobal Rios on his third bottle of aguardiente to talk about the latest Trek book wackiness from John Jackson Miller, and boy do they accomplish that as they read this tragicomic tale of Benzites, Miradorns, Iotians, and more wacky Trek characters who you never imagined would be in a story together. CLASSIC PICARD. iViva Rios!

It's finally here, for the five or so you out there who care, but you'll find out it was WORTH THE WAIT to hear Barm, Sean Davis and Richard Dunham (plus a few surprise pop-ons [you're gonna get some pop-ons/offs]) chat about the action/beluga/Sonia Gomez-packed Season 2 Cliffhanger of Lower Decks. THRILL to talk of the rubber ducky room, airport lit authors of the 90s and aughts, Liam Neeson's problem, and so much more! FREE FREEMAN

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For this homage to a bunch of classic Star Trek scenes with some new material, Jack has assembled a team of classic guests with one new one! Occasional emailer Michelle Ugalde beams aboard to gibbering madness, and FUN! For better or worse (only Michelle knows for sure!) she gets the ultimate Jaxilly experience and to her credit proves herself to be as silly as anyone in this megasized drunken Star Trek lovefest! This is one holochamber you're not gonna want to come out of!

Sean and Barm are down near where those pleasant "mosaic'ed" fountains lie doing their usual routine on Jack's deck, because IT WORKS, dammit. It's like he gets off on being podcasting. What gets Jack going? Try talking about well… porn, trying to remember the names of minor characters from LOST, Rick and Morty and DARK, AGAIN, guacamole and ramen, some trademark Big Sean Ideas, the evolution of Mariner and Boims, and yes, YES, YES! JEFFREY COMBS! Cum on in, the water's fine.

It's Reopening the Wormhole week up in this bitch, as RTW cohosts Sam and Kevin reunite with Jack to talk PAKLED PLANET SHENANIGANS, beloved anomalies, slugs and SCORPIONS and the RED SHIRTS. The best way to kick off such a discussion is with an extended review of the work of Kurtwood Smith, before circling back to Kzintis, Ape Pokemon, Jack's first taste of Hard Seltzer, his embarrassing Kiwi accent, and the works of Frank Miller. The only thing that's missing is Spider-Man 2! GET OVER HERE!

It's a Starbase-sized episode as Jack calls back Barm, Sean, and Sam to talk about a really fun Lower Decks ep just jam-packed with Trek deep cuts, a heartwarming email section, and then close out with some Trailer-Sailin' and news talk about SNW, Prodigy, Picard Season 2 and all the other crazy crap that came out on Star Trek day. You'll also hear the boys consciously changing their dialects, giving you some AMAZING drink recipes, appreciating Richard Kind and talking skants, skants, SKANTS! SHUT UP!