Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Podcast

The day the Internet has waited for is here. You are now FREE to model your Picard opinion of off Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks and Picard Podcast's, and you can really pick whichever one you choose from this episode's astounding, and quite frankly, ridiculous amount of guests. NINE of the thirteen guests who have graced Jack with their presence over this season of Picard (and Picard-related Short Treks) are here, including Barm, Kregg Castillo (Golden Boy), Geoff Clarke (The ApeCast), Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole), Sean Davis (After The Credits), Richard Dunham (Ghibli Minute), Derek Buckley, and last but not least, Kristina Kephart! The sheer, fucking hubris, I tell ya. Anyway, it's the Picard finale discussion, it's a beautiful mess, you know you're gonna love it, engage, make it so, etc. Picard is dead. Long live Picard.

Hold on to your butts! It's gonna be a bumpy ride, because Jack's Silly is about jam this Borg Cube right into Synthville, and this gang of six roguish podcasters with painful histories and dark secrets is here to make it happen. Captain Jack is joined by Barm, Ferengi expert Kregg Castillo (Golden Boy?), Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole), Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Richard Dunham (Ghibli Minute), and the lovely Kristina Kephart, making her JSFLNSTDSTAPP debut! In this megasize episode, we're talking Soong, Spot 2, Star Trek Discoveries, sexual attraction to gold people, and once again debating the definition of "person", plus a billion other things. It's as AMAZING as it sounds, and just in time to capitalize on all the Picard excitement, in the proud tradition of this program. Check it out, it's pretty dope.

Jack's Silly is BACK with some classic guests, and two new ones! From distant corners of the Anglosphere come Brit Emily Thompson (Ribbalicious) and Aussie Amos Dunn (Ei Sa Da) to join returning champ Brian Rudloff (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Jack's ApeCast cohost Geoff Clarke, and of course, the inimitable Barm. It's the perfect episode for them to dish on and evaluate the various accents deployed by the Rios holo-family, and for Jack (tipsy on Geoff's delicious homemade Romulan Ales) to get out of control with his annoying shitty British accents and Emperor Palpatine impressions! Emily is here to spread the Voyager love and the gospel of 7 of 9, and Amos is here to talk BORGS. And of course, we're all here to share the love for poor Aggie, Soji, and of course JL. With all due respect, these are six folks who you'll never want to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Jack's Silly is finally staking tentpoles at Camp Riker on Nepenthe and it does NOT disappoint. Camp Riker may have Will, Deanna, and Kestra, but Jack has Barm, Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) and Sean Davis (After the Credits) to set up shop. Oh, also, Picard and Soji exist. We're here to be a bunch of blubbering fools about Riker, but also to acknowledge that Deanna might be the true hero of the episode (and she has SHIT TO SAY, in rap form). Somehow, we still find time to talk about the Sonic movie and Oingo Boingo, and we also finally blow the mailbag right open. Jack is like Picard in having to deal with Marge vs. the Monorail, and Sean wrestles with his past self who has SHIT TO SAY about Disco season 2. Jack's Silly: The only Trek podcast with the SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS to keep going after two of its guest hosts literally fall asleep during the episode.

Jack's Silly Little Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks and Picard Podcast is going absolutely APE over PICARD! And whenever people are going ape, Geoff Clarke is sure to be around. That's right, we've opened The Impossible Box, and it's filled with fun! Geoff makes his Picard debut, and just to make things even more Ape-y, him and Jack have brought classic ApeCast fan and classic guest Derek Buckley on to the show to make his Jack's Silly debut! As we get drunk on Geoff's fantastic homemade Romulan Ales, he recounts his recent journey through Trek moviedom, and then we move onto talking about Romulan sibling rivalries, workbenches and dreams, Cylons, the beautiful and chronologically confusing Picard reHughnion, and BORGS BORGS BORGS. It's more fun than an assimilated ape!

What the hell are you doing out here, listeners? You're listening to the most epic discussion about Stardust City Rag ever recorded, starring classic Trek characters like 7 of 9 and Mr. Vup! Like Picard, Jack has assembled a crack team of podcasters to infiltrate your ears, like Barm, Sam Stovold (Marvel Star Wars Explorers), Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) and Sean Davis (After the Credits) to talk about Borg Children, their surprising excitement at seeing 7 of 9 again, breaking down the good and bad characters of Voyager, ranking the bars of Star Trek, exulting in the joys of Mr.Vup, trying to determine whether pregnant ladies are Vulcan or Romulan, figuring out just what is going through Jean-Luc's mind, and so much more! It's more fun than it is to say "Bjayzl"!

Picard is finally in space, and visiting Vashti to pick fights with Romulans, talk with warrior nuns, and add a new member to his party. To help Jack process all this, he brings two first time guests to the 'cast. A couple of Founders who are somehow also Solids, Bryan and Susan Stovold (Jack's parents) join the proceedings to talk about the Romulan diaspora, the Romulan Social Club, and delectable Romulan treats. They're also dishing on the many holographic faces of Rios, the myriad modern movie and TV influences shaping Picard, P-shards, 7 of 9, the reasons that this is the perfect episode for Bryan, and clarifying for each other with some degree of success the difference between the Kelvin and Prime Timelines and the status of Vulcan and Romulus in each. You might hate that fucking hospitality hologram, but you're gonna LOVE this episode.