Jack's Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks & Podcast

The thrilling conclusion is here! Jack has been up all night and his facing the harsh of light of morning and some hard truths about his life. Kregg has been sitting in his bathroom for six hours now. They're drunk and they've just spent three hours watching Ewok movies. It's the PERFECT TIME for them to bring a close to the DRUNK STAR WARS SAGA (at least until new Star Wars movies come out), by watching the one Star Wars movie that neither of them have ever seen. The undisputed classic crown jewel of the Star Wars franchise, 2008's "Star Wars: The Clone Wars". What will they think? Will this become their favorite Star War? Find out by firing up your copy and joining them on this adventure! It's the perfect way to spend the last hours of 2018.

The Drunk Star Wars Party rages on as Jack and Kregg follow up Caravan of Courage by immediately watching its superior sequel, Ewoks: The Battle for Endor, and quickly discover any movie with Teek and Wilford Brimley in it can't be that bad. Along the way we'll be offering up all kinds of half-baked theories about what's going on that could be solved by actually paying attention to the movie, and delving deep into the culture and mythology of Endor. Oh, and DIA-BEETUS.

Drunk Star Wars is going full steam ahead to the forest moon of Endor, as Jack introduces Kregg to the wonderful world of Ewok Adventures, and Kregg introduces Jack to the wonderful world of podcasting from the bathroom. Like Mace and Cindel, they are at the beginning of a long and arduous journey. Will there be a Wicket to save them, in this, the DRUNK COMMENTARY TRACK for Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure? There's only one way to find out! Gunda!

Happy Life Day everyone! Your gift is more Drunk Star Wars!... in commentary form. We're going into the deeper gnostic regions of the Star Wars cinematic universe as Jack guides Kregg to some Hi-Third-Oh unseen Star Wars films for him. We're kicking it off with something amazing; the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special! What more can be said here, except to tell you that if you want to follow along with us, try to find a version titled "The Star Wars Christmas Special" (even though that's not what's it called; the War on Christmas started MUCH earlier than we imagined), which also has commercials from the original airing, which are honestly more fun to see than the Special itself. It's like a skyscraper made of hot dogs!

Jack has once again handed the reins over to Continuity Carlos for his 2nd Annual Christmas Special, and what a special it is. Chagrined that Jack left him out of the five million Last Jedi podcasts that he's recorded, Carlos has decided to take matters into his own hands, and assembled a team of podcast all stars, namely DS9's own Thot Gor, Last Jedi star Chewbacca the Wookiee, Charlie Brown's teacher, an African Elephant, and of course, Jack's Silly host Jack Stovold (you couldn't expect him not to keep an eye on things at least). Try and see how far you can get! 'Tis the season for this silly podcast to release its THIRD Last Jedi episode. Of course, it's late because Carlos couldn't get his s**t together in time.

In this thrilling outtake from an ApeCast recording, Jack, ApeCast cohost Geoff Clarke and ApeCast theme song composer Amos Dunn talk about a sick Michael Burnham, the upcomng Picard show, Spaghett, boxes, Tom Jones, and so much more! (Actually, almost nothing more). It's the perfect appetizer to whet your appetite for more holiday fun to come!\\In this thrilling outtake from an ApeCast recording, Jack, ApeCast cohost Geoff Clarke and ApeCast theme song composer Amos Dunn talk about a sick Michael Burnham, the upcomng Picard show, Spaghett, boxes, Tom Jones, and so much more! (Actually, almost nothing more). It's the perfect appetizer to whet your appetite for more holiday fun to come!

Barm's back again for a trip, a Short Trek if you will, to Kaminar, to see the long awaited origin of Saru. And now that we've seen it… well. Just listen to the episode. We're talking about kelp, kelp farming, Kelpiens, Final Fantasy X villages, classic haphazard Discovery storytelling, Stargate, The Predator, JJ Abrams-style Mystery Boxes, and most importantly, Saru, his family, and his abduction at the hands of the ruthless, bloodthirsty Philippa Georgio. Oh, and CGI Hummingbird Bug Things.

Join Jack and Barm on a Calypso cruise to the sora-hawk, Betty Boop and taco-filled future that awaits us some 1300 years from now. While we marvel at the simple beauty of the show, we're also talking short dicks and shorter Treks, Discovery's love of holograms, the surprising ways this reminds them of TNG, some fantastic story ideas for the upcoming animated Trek show, and Calypso, man. Like, what does it mean, what's it all ABOUT, you know what we're saying?

There are two Short Treks out that we haven't even addressed yet, but first, it's vitally important that me and Kregg get drunk and do a commentary for this almost forgotten thirty-four year old sequel to a classic movie. And you'll find 2010 to be much improved with the addition of two drunk guys doing a lot of shitty Russian accents and making "that's what she said" jokes over the film. Starring Helen Mirren, John Lithgow, Roy Scheider, and Bob Fucking Balaban.

Jack and Kregg get drunk and do an audio commentary for 2001: A Space Odyssey, for some reason. It's a thing that doesn't even have "star" anywhere in the title! So fire up your copy of the film and prepare for the only thing that can improve on PERFECTION: two drunk idiots talking over it. This summary can serve no further purpose; Goodbye.