Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

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A weekly podcast featuring Jake Yapp, as seen and heard on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Radio 4 and 6Music. Twitter: @NotTodayPod. IG: @itsnottodaypod

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July 14, 2026 The Cornershop is OPEN
After Quite the Hiatus, I am back to tell you WHY I've been so quiet and also to tell you WHAT TO DO erm if that's ALRIGHT WITH YOU. Go to www.CornershopShowdown.com. NOW. Thank you xxx
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19min
April 24, 2026 hi Honey, I'm (Almost) Home
Today! Pistachios! Walnuts! And going nuts!

Plus, the deeply contradictory nature of the English language.

Oh, and here's how to make Muhammarah, courtesy of one of my absolute favourite youtube channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX4TAbr6o5k
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15min
April 05, 2026 The Travelling Software Salesman Tony Blair
Happy Easter! And 'alleluia' as Jacob Rees-Mogg likes to tweet, which feels so appropriate.
Today: Home brewing! Tony Blair! Trump doing an impression of a guy called John Barron! Fine.
Here's the article I mentioned in the podcast: https://www.lighthousereports.com/investigation/blair-and-the-billionaire/
If you fancy supporting this sort of thing, head to patreon.com/jakeyapp
xx
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22min
March 20, 2026 Petey-Pete Pee to the EE TEE EE
Today's Metro dissected, for no good reason, and a Pete Hegseth 90s pop rap, because it just absolutely feels like his jam.
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13min
March 13, 2026 'Now' and 'Zen'
In which Eckhart Tolle sings the latest from his new album, 'By Eck', and we perhaps, finally deal with the Rat Situation, after, frankly, a lot of sh*t. Hello!
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13min
February 27, 2026 Andy n Mandy
Hello!

This week: By-election trollols, Andy n Mandy, and some STONKING observational comedy for you. I cannot get behind the word stonking. I am sorry.

If you'd like to support me in the bizarre output I produce, I *think* there's a paypal QR code on this ep...

Join us on Olvid! We're Having Fun. Email itsnottodaypod at gmail.com if you want to come and play.

OK CALM DOWN OK BYE XXX
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15min
February 20, 2026 Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp
I called this episode that because I think in all my staring-at-my-shoes waffle, I didn't actually mention the bloody URL. All a bit manic. How are you? You alright? Next week will be so much better. SO much. You don't even know.
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19min
February 13, 2026 Ratcliffe and the Rat
Sir Jim Ratcliffe feels like the UK has been colonised. NOT BY HIM. Meanwhile, my workroom has been colonised, by an Actual Rat. LOLS APLENTY. Plus an imaginary conversation with an LBC presenter, The Muppets Shawshank Redemption, and your latest Amol Rajan programme formats.
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18min
February 06, 2026 Let's All Hide
And Daddy Mamdani can look after us now.
Have a look at peertube.tv. It's Definitely The Future Yeah No Definitely

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14min
January 30, 2026 Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife
That title is total clickbait m8. Don't fall for it. But a v amusing story for you from Jon Holmes nonetheless. Here are some links which won't make sense until you listen...
https://european-alternatives.eu/
https://olvid.io/en/
Let It Be: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBjWobCOXX/?igsh=MWRoaW9kdjhtOWZq
You and I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4HHNEK_ZOg&t=70s
Voyager 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i11NQ5XKKRE

There ok that's everything bye I need to paint my auntie's floor
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25min

FAQs about Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You:

How many episodes does Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You have?

The podcast currently has 501 episodes available.