Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

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A weekly podcast featuring Jake Yapp, as seen and heard on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Radio 4 and 6Music. Twitter: @NotTodayPod. IG: @itsnottodaypod

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February 27, 2026 Andy n Mandy
Hello!

This week: By-election trollols, Andy n Mandy, and some STONKING observational comedy for you. I cannot get behind the word stonking. I am sorry.

If you'd like to support me in the bizarre output I produce, I *think* there's a paypal QR code on this ep...

Join us on Olvid! We're Having Fun. Email itsnottodaypod at gmail.com if you want to come and play.

OK CALM DOWN OK BYE XXX
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15min
February 20, 2026 Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp
I called this episode that because I think in all my staring-at-my-shoes waffle, I didn't actually mention the bloody URL. All a bit manic. How are you? You alright? Next week will be so much better. SO much. You don't even know.
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19min
February 13, 2026 Ratcliffe and the Rat
Sir Jim Ratcliffe feels like the UK has been colonised. NOT BY HIM. Meanwhile, my workroom has been colonised, by an Actual Rat. LOLS APLENTY. Plus an imaginary conversation with an LBC presenter, The Muppets Shawshank Redemption, and your latest Amol Rajan programme formats.
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18min
February 06, 2026 Let's All Hide
And Daddy Mamdani can look after us now.
Have a look at peertube.tv. It's Definitely The Future Yeah No Definitely

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14min
January 30, 2026 Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife
That title is total clickbait m8. Don't fall for it. But a v amusing story for you from Jon Holmes nonetheless. Here are some links which won't make sense until you listen...
https://european-alternatives.eu/
https://olvid.io/en/
Let It Be: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBjWobCOXX/?igsh=MWRoaW9kdjhtOWZq
You and I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4HHNEK_ZOg&t=70s
Voyager 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i11NQ5XKKRE

There ok that's everything bye I need to paint my auntie's floor
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25min
January 23, 2026 Well, I did the Jingle
Always OVERPROMISE and UNDERDELIVER guys. Take it from me.
Ok, look, thematically, I absolutely PROMISE I am thinking about how to move the pod on a bit. Really. Ok, look, I'll mention here that in this ep we talk about Sir Keir Starmer's distressing relationship with Trump, why we shouldn't fret too much about the US pulling out of climate accords, Muppet remakes, and billionaire nazi yachting gaffes. And I WON'T mention Amol Raj-oh bugger I've mentioned him.
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18min
January 16, 2026 The RAJANATOR
Start spreading the news! Am's leaving Today! He didn't want to be a part of it. Also, cats, rats, and saturated fats.
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18min
January 09, 2026 I Smell A Rat
...And I think it might still be Peter Mandelson. Plus, Obsessive Money-Hoarder of the Week and Brian Perkins off of Radio 4 has an ass that just won't quit. Who would you least like to be married to and why? Email itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com xx
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17min
January 02, 2026 Listen Through The Brown Window...
In which we meet Elvis Herod, one of the (many) people behind the extraordinary podcast 'Listen Through The Brown Window'. Plus a fun new Radio 4 quiz show based on lying, so fresh, and some sound effects. Happy New Year!
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22min
December 19, 2025 It's Going To Be A Quiet One...
Presenting! The debut of our Christmas song. Sung by Steph, with a choir formed of Jamesy, David Ault, David YAPP ACTUALLY and Stevie H and Martin, and arranged for piano and played by Harry the Piano, with a vocal arrangement by Joe Yapp YES ALRIGHT WE'RE THE MAFIA. Sensational job, everybody. Beautiful. We'll put it on youtube somewhere, or on @itsnottodaypod. Or both.

Also! Musk glitches out, and a Dickens of a Christmas, with a heavy emphasis on oh nvm xxx
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24min

FAQs about Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You:

How many episodes does Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You have?

The podcast currently has 496 episodes available.