Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

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What's Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You about?

A once-daily-now-occasional podcast featuring Jake Yapp, as seen and heard on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, Radio 4 and 6Music. Twitter: @NotTodayPod. Text and voice message Whatsapp: 07862032654 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You episodes:

01.19.2024
Meet the Professor
In which I finally actually figure out a format for the Unread Book Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.05.2024
Febrezing Your Dad
A post-festive catchup on stuff, and the launch of two new fun talking points. Also some music I've been doing lately and er. Well. There's no skirting round it. A Quick Chat - can we have a Quick Chat? -...
11.02.2023
Bloodthirsty Picnic
Today! Never heard before* Dora Dale from 2007! Movie trailers courtesy of listener Pat! Music with a Very Slow Crescendo! Berlusconi's Art! Also, can we have a quick show of hands... Are you a Fast Eater or a Slow Eater?...
10.26.2023
It's All Gone A Bit Seventies
Srsly. The music. And definitely the jokes. What I WILL say, is that if you buy a bed, it should, like, actually function as a bed. You shouldn't have to go back and buy an extra bit, separately, without being...
10.20.2023
I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer
...And that's a PITY. So do tell. The new email address is jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com. I don't know why I'm typing that address all CRYPTIC, like. I'd welcome spam at this point. Oh! I meant to tell you...
12.17.2022
Not With A Bang But A Hamper
In the last of the series, Molly Elwood joins me to share the love, with some of the best food I have ever tasted. I'll be on jackfm.co.uk 9am-12pm every weekday from the 19th December, and LIVE on BBC...
12.13.2022
Victor Lewis-Smith
Some memories of one of the great innovators of radio comedy, Victor Lewis-Smith. Rest in peace, you brilliant bastard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.05.2022
Two Per Cent Salt
That's all I'm saying. Chuck in all the firm veg you want - cabbage, carrot, maybe a little chilli, ginger, garlic, it's all optional - and add two per cent salt, by weight. At least. If you're nervous, go three...
11.30.2022
What is the Meaning of The Line
Sort of blew it. Oh well. Helluva run, guys. Helluva run. I'd tell you I love you, but it feels a bit manipulative, you know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.28.2022
All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes
Did this episode not upload? It bloody didn't, did it? FFS. Well, there's no point crying about it now. Here it is. I'd say it's late, but we promised each other this'd be a no-strings thing, didn't we? I just...
11.25.2022
Make Your Own Damn Cheese
BIG NEWS TO SHARE unless you heard today's AudioFreqs podcast, in which case erm carry on. Also, Mic Wright - go read him at brokenbottleboy.substack.com xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.23.2022
Man Cries Over Sausage
Lots of music today! Here's a link to the article on key changes: https://tedium.co/2022/11/09/the-death-of-the-key-change/ And erm yes, if you fancy being a philanthropist and hem hem benefactor of The Arts hem hem (listen to the ep first) the paypal...
11.21.2022
What Do You Get for a RED Card?
Good Monday to you. In today's show: Amol Rajan knocks it out of the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.18.2022
Musky Melons
Featuring a motivational speech and more business about K*vin the C*rrot. MUST DASH OK LOVE YOU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.16.2022
Middle-Aged Wins
Today! Hyper-local news, wonderful Champagne news (I really wasn't kidding when I said you literally cannot buy a pitchfork on Amazon) AND a new round of Celebrity Soup of the Day. I SWEAR to GOD I am going to make...
11.15.2022
Tiguan, hamie
Today! Whatever day that may be! Burglar alarms, retro Christmas tat, and putting things inside other things lol animals idk. Right. Off I go. HUGS xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.11.2022
No Harmin' Lucan
Today! Mic Wright on Lord Lucan and AI bias. And some nice music. And bits and a rant about the Nanny State and such. Oh, I'll be doing some cooking in a bit on youtube.com/jakjeyapp if you fancy it. And...
11.09.2022
'Happy Monday to you' ffs
All over the shop this week. I thought it was Monday. What on earth. ANYWAY. I have a stirring clip of SIR Gavin Williamson you may not have heard, plus more on Melon Musk, Hot Greys, and why everything's better...
11.07.2022
Greys Anathema
Today! The return of several old friends. Um a strongish word crops up pretty sharpish. Just FYI. And we look forward to the uncomplicated fun of the Qatar World Cup. Plus more Theme Park Ideas, Immersive Experiences, and your...
11.04.2022
Guinea Pigs
Mic Wright Returns! He's a bit sweary. Just a heads up. Also! We play a new game and it Sort Of Works! Plus cheap theme parks and political tyrant pet novelties xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.02.2022
Truss Fund Bunnies
TODAY: More on the Blue Tick, Truss' legacy, the death of much-loathed technology and a NEW THEME PARK is opening and WOW, they spent nearly £200 on the movie franchise tie-in license! Back on Friday with Mic Wright, all being...
11.01.2022
Oh HELLO
CRUMBS I thought I'd have a go for a bit. No pressure. Are you still here? It's [email protected]. How have you been? What have I missed? I'll be doing two or three of these a week between now and Christmas,...
09.08.2022
Le Queem Is Dead
Marking the day HRFH The Queen died. It might not be quite what you expect. Hope you're ok. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.24.2022
It's War!
HELLO FRIEND. Thought I'd say hi, what with the world ending and all that. Thinking of you. Hope you're doing ok. Have you tried Audio Freqs yet? It is where the podcast party's at nowadays, with me and Davey, and...
12.11.2021
What I Did Before The Holidays
Oh HELLO THERE! Thought I'd update you with some of the stuff I've been getting up to since last we met. It includes some pretty new music, some seasonal Fanny Cradock, and a thoroughly-stuffed Jon Holmes. I'm off to...
11.21.2021
We Interrupt This Programme...
Hello! This is an unscheduled announcement about the podcast... xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.15.2021
Two.
Mic Wright stops by and obligingly lets me do jokes about dogs saying sausages. His newsletter is at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. And it is the podcast's second birthday! Amazing. I assumed I'd be dead by now. On Wednesday, I'll be releasing all...
11.08.2021
It's A Bit Like Jesus, Isn't It?
Mic Wright takes a sideways look at the sillier side of the papers (I really hope he reads this, but he almost certainly won't) and Jon Holmes turns my bowels to ice. Thanks, Jon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
11.01.2021
Appley Within
COP26! Yeah! And Mic Wright with a particularly distressing illumination of Giles Coren's filthiest passage. You have been warned. Red his brilliant newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.18.2021
That's Life! With Mic Wright
LAUGHS GALORE as we discuss the appalling news of the week, and the appalling reaction to it in the press. Read Mic's (very funny) newsletter for free here: brokenbottleboy.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.11.2021
Game Saves with Bibi Lucille
The return of a popular feature. Also, Mic Wright on the Mr Men version of history deployed by Blitz-Spirit-Invoking columnists, and a charming essay on American Christmasses from a listener in the states. Don't forget to subscribe to Mic's free...
10.04.2021
Keir Royale
Mic Wright talks about Keir Starmer's busy week. And pigs. And Jon Holmes talks about something, but tbh I've already blocked it out because it's just too frightening. Don't forget to check out the spin-off podcast: Audio Freqs! Me and...
09.27.2021
Let's Saturday Like It's Monday
Mic Wright dissects the new Guardian supplement, Saturday, and Jon Holmes is VERY controversial for VERY coins. Subscribe to Mic's superb newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. Have a good week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.20.2021
Welcome to your NEW LOOK Podcast!
Featuring the vocal talents of Jake Yapp with Mic Wright (brokenbottleboy.substack.com), Jon Holmes, Paul Dunphy and Natt Tapley... And more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.17.2021
ok I NEVER KNEW THAT about the KNIGHT RIDER THEME - With Cousin Davey
That was properly astonishing. Also, we have the final actual proper big announcement. OK WELL, JACOB. We waited LONG ENOUGH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.15.2021
Coffee and a Catch-Up
An update of stuff I've been doing, that's out there, and that you can, you know. Check out. If you'd like. I'll stick the links here: https://jakeyapp.co.uk/links/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.13.2021
Emma Raducanu Has Done It And Apparently Now We Own Her
Mic Wright brings his trademark silliness and mayhem to the podcast. Read his brilliant, acerbic writings for free at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.10.2021
Cousin Davey's Audio AOB
Another feast of bizarre found audio for your delight and mild nausea... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.08.2021
Wither 'Spoons?
Another joyful celebration, with more 'You Won, Get Over It'. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ON FRIDAY, MMKAY? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.06.2021
Death Breath - With Mic Wright
It's Back to School time! So much fun and jollity everywhere. DO subscribe to Mic's brilliant newsletter at brokenbottleboy.substack.com - it's free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.03.2021
A Second Helping of Chicken
Cousin Davey has more chicken-based audiotainment for your unmitigated delight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.01.2021
Stargazing at the End of Summer
In which I mumble stuff in a rather self-indulgent way about performing and why I suck at standup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.30.2021
Mic Wright and his Favourite Racist
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08.27.2021
Everyone Thinks They're Good At This
...but Cousin Davey is here to prove conclusively that NO THEY ARE NOT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.25.2021
Hello From The Garden
Bringing you NEWS of NEW THINGS, that being the NATURE OF NEWS... But stuff I have made that's coming out, and stuff I am about to make... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.23.2021
Saveloy and Pesto with Mic Wright
Hello from France! Check out Mic Wright's fabulous newsletter (it's free!) at brokenbottleboy.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.20.2021
Jake Yapp is... ANDREW NEIL. Cousin Davey is Cousin Davey.
More off-cuts of odd audio, including a member of the Ramones rapping. Ewch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.18.2021
Yappfest - Part Four
Wrapping up the inaugural live podcast. It all ends with the sound of people leaving quietly while I cry softly. It's a hoot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.16.2021
Yappfest - Part Three
More live-recorded fun with Cousin Davey's audio esoterica, including an impossible patter song, and a spot of self-rick-rolling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.13.2021
Yappfest - Part Two
More from the live recording at Yappfest 21 - including some improvised robot singing from the fifties. COME OFF IT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You about?

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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You episodes:

Meet the Professor

Febrezing Your Dad

Bloodthirsty Picnic

It's All Gone A Bit Seventies

I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer

Not With A Bang But A Hamper

Victor Lewis-Smith

Two Per Cent Salt

What is the Meaning of The Line

All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes

Make Your Own Damn Cheese

Man Cries Over Sausage

What Do You Get for a RED Card?

Musky Melons

Middle-Aged Wins

Tiguan, hamie

No Harmin' Lucan

'Happy Monday to you' ffs

Greys Anathema

Guinea Pigs

Truss Fund Bunnies

Oh HELLO

Le Queem Is Dead

It's War!

What I Did Before The Holidays

We Interrupt This Programme...

Two.

It's A Bit Like Jesus, Isn't It?

Appley Within

That's Life! With Mic Wright

Game Saves with Bibi Lucille

Keir Royale

Let's Saturday Like It's Monday

Welcome to your NEW LOOK Podcast!

ok I NEVER KNEW THAT about the KNIGHT RIDER THEME - With Cousin Davey

Coffee and a Catch-Up

Emma Raducanu Has Done It And Apparently Now We Own Her

Cousin Davey's Audio AOB

Wither 'Spoons?

Death Breath - With Mic Wright

A Second Helping of Chicken

Stargazing at the End of Summer

Mic Wright and his Favourite Racist

Everyone Thinks They're Good At This

Hello From The Garden

Saveloy and Pesto with Mic Wright

Jake Yapp is... ANDREW NEIL. Cousin Davey is Cousin Davey.

Yappfest - Part Four

Yappfest - Part Three

Yappfest - Part Two