Oh my god this morning was like wading through dog muck. But we got it done. Good morning!

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Taiwan, Geese annnnnd... Bald Beagle!

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The pirañas are circling Boris Johnson. Also, the weekend's anti-mask protests, the Diary of Fraser Nelson, why Paris Hilton is amazing, and ultimate hardcore billionaire philanthropy.

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Uh, stuff, like Trump and slavery and Russian planes and Laurence Fox and Tory Bungs and churches and things and such. Ok? BRILLO xxx

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Let's set up a new religion. Send me your #NewCommandments. It's @nottodaypod or nottoday at swanburst dot com. But please make sure they're all about making COIN. Mny thx. It's lovely to be back! x

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These infallible men of

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Good morning! How are you are you alright I MISS YOU OK but I am slowly getting my STUFFS together and can now present the new one Matt Hancock dropped overnight

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Hello from France. Nearly a fortnight now of hobbling along on phone internet, but TOMORROW I go and get the MAGIC BOX that will make EVERYTHING BETTER. In the meantime, here's an update from France... NORMAL SERVICE COMING VERY SOON NOW XXX

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An update from France, looking at the flora and fauna, and how to kill it and what bits to keep. Blechhhh

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I am very sorry for mispronouncing Maggie Philbin but it was late.

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