Welcome back to Pretty Corrupt Podcast — your go-to Bravo breakdown where the only thing messier than the cast… is the group chat

This week on The Valley (Season 2, Episode 9), it’s pure Bravo bedlam — and we’re deep diving into every stalker text, fake rehab lie, and friendship takedown.

Brittany Cartwright finally files for divorce from Jax Taylor, and it’s not a moment too soon. Jax faked a heart attack in rehab and is now rage-texting her like he’s auditioning for a Lifetime stalker movie

 Meanwhile, Janet Caperna is fully cosplaying as a Real Housewife, flipping Jasmine Goode to her Fox Force side and plotting a takedown of Kristen Doute—because heaven forbid someone else gets a storyline.

Michelle Saniei shares devastating news about her mother’s cancer diagnosis, and the timing reveals even more about why Jesse Lally has a soft spot for Jax: monsters recognize each other 😶‍🌫️

 At Jax’s Studio City bar, Zack Wickham throws Brittany one last wild night of freedom—turning Jax’s into Britt’s—but of course, Janet shows up looking to pick a fight with Danny Booko and Nia Sanchez.

Are the Capernas jealous of the Bookos, The Valley’s golden couple? Or just desperate for camera time?

From rehab lies to reality TV wannabes, this week’s episode is a full Bravo meltdown—and Pretty Corrupt is here to roast every fake friend, shady husband, and storyline stunt.

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