We skipped a Slumber Party for the December 1990 issue, so this time we've got two quizzes to take. How wasteful are we, and how high is our self-esteem? Find out who landed in the happy middle, and who ended up in the freak extremes. Then we move on to playing your calls on topics ranging from who got scammed by the How To Get The Guy You Want system, which early 90s movies have a surprising link, and which mascot should rightly represent Pam and her adventures in doxxing. Get a nice big breath of fresh air (not you, Pittsburgh) and join us!

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🎧 It Is January 1991

🎧 Quiz: How Wasteful Are You?

🎧 Quiz: How High Is Your Self-Esteem?

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🎧 Goodbye For Now

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