Host Ryan Wrecker narrates his dismay for the government’s apparent protection of Equifax following the breach of the company and its clients’ information. Next, Wrecker discusses the high cost of audits such as the one proposed for the city of St. Louis.  After that, Ryan talks about manly things after he laments about Doritos designing chips for women that do not crunch or leave flavoring dust on your hands.  Scientists say you can use McDonald’s French Fries to cure baldness.  Ryan believes this will leave many men with acne on their foreheads.