Jared and Katie in the Morning's War of the Roses!

Jared and Katie in the Morning's War of the Roses!

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  • Rap Battle Championship 2021: BB Shea vs Squidward
    The reining Champion BB Shea defends his title against Intern Squidward! Who do you think won?! [Lyrics Below]
    BB Shea:
    "Squids gonna say how I’m very bariatric/ I’m gonna say he used to sleep with geriatrics
    that’s me being fat and he was hitting some old raw/ he banged women so old their Coochie felt like cole slaw
    I ain’t Mad squid, get it how you live it bro/ after this battle you gon be struggling for livin bro
    You think you’re nice and we should probably call you Mr. Rap/ well I’m taking everything you got bitch, call me Mr. Crabs
    I’m Actually proud of Squid, he gave all of his drugs back/ but he’s so damn boring can we please get Hugs back
    When you address me, stand at attention/ when you speak to me, do it with conviction
    And When you stand up, make sure to keep you toes straight/ I might mess around and slap that crooked ass nose straight
    What about your girl who passed out on Goodman’s lawn/ if you ask me she sounds like a classy broad
    You should let her know to go and get tested/ so she’s not just another girl you went and got infected
    Just inject it and seep it in your veins quick/ you’re girl is too ratchet, she could never be my main chick
    Man quit, my swag is on a million/ I’m the better version of Squid, you can call me Squilliam
    One thing they say bout Shea, he’s timeless/ you know why they call this man Squid, he’s spineless
    He’s so mindless I’m about to cause Riot/ think twice next time before you speak about Wyatt
    You know me, sick as hypochondriacs/ speak on Matt’s son and I’m setting fire to your Pontiac
    They say I should relax, but I don’t care what Frankie said/ how come when you walk it looks like you’re doing the Stanky leg
    Frankly said, I’m here for no reason/ you wanted this re-match well you went and summoned a demon
    Bring yo girl back to my house and no she ain’t leaving/ spend some time with her and fill her up with my
    Truth be told, I don’t wanna go to war with ya/ I wanna flip you around and go and mop the floor with ya
    Ill leave you homeless and ride past you in my drop top/ me and Zoozoo will be pointing and laughing at your mop top
    Hate it had to be you Squid, mamba out/ matter fact I’ll see you later on at your mommas house"
    Intern Squidward:
    "Well Bb Shea here we go again
    Put ur hands together cuz this is where it ends
    I would grab by ur neck and cut of ur wind
    But ur too fat ur necks covered by chin
    Instead I’ll smack you in your face
    And pop u like a pimple
    Watch ur fat shake like a pond rock makes water ripple
    You simple and boring a bitch ass yes man
    If Katie said eat poop, you’d say yes mama
    And We all knew it was coming
    another Squidward joke
    Well here comes my clarinet so open up ya throat
    Be prepared to choke
    Nut up little tubby boy this Ballin ain’t no joke
    Sure I might’ve dropped my girlfriend on a keg stand
    But I at least I can say I’ve girl inside my bed
    And the only time youve had a girl is inside ya head
    You should probably get ur chicken grilled and leave off all the bread
    I’ve never seen you w a girl only seen u w some friends
    And come to think of it you only live w men
    So what is up w that
    You know what- matter a fact
    We should be callin you the name Man Kisser FAT
    And I heard you got a second job working at a bar
    But the women always keep their distance looking from afar
    The only speak to you is asking for their card
    I guess life is pretty tough when ur just a tub of lard
    Go back to the other show where u actually fit in
    The show w the fat boy and a bunch of old men
    Today I am the champion
     Ballin the never ends
    intern Squidward"
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    11 min

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