Jared and Katie in the Morning's War of the Roses!

Want to be the shining diamond in a room full of pebbles? Try to follow these five tips to make sure you're the most attractive person in the room.

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Although Jason Goodman may disagree, we have a list of five things more important than sex in your relationship. And if you focus on these things, it might make your sexy time even better!

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While a pizza delivery guy was at a customer's doorstep giving them their pizza, and thief hopped into his car and drove off. Luckily it was all caught on the customer's door cam.

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A girl was twerking in the car while her friend was driving and a cop rained of their parade. She got a ticket for not wearing a seat belt and an open bottle of tequila was found in the car as well. If you're going to twerk, please do it safely<3

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Studies have shown that the Gen Z generation are more susceptible to heart attacks than any other generation. They believe it comes from the pressures of social media and being alone. 

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Just when you thought the list couldn't get longer, it did. A woman who's fighting cancer requested a "FCANCER" license tag from the DMV, but they're not giving it to her because it's too "derogatory." F cancer and F the DMV!

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A woman on TikTok has described the way women accept compliments into four different categories. Which type of compliment accept-er are you??

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A man is trying to give away his smart fridge because he claims his step mother's soul is trapped inside and has be tormenting him. Would you take it??

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Joe Gatto, the star from Impractical Jokers, called-in to the station and was interviewed by Squidward. Joe is currently on a Comedy Stand-Up Tour and might be stopping by a city near you!

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The show was talking about hoverounds last week, the things disabled people ride in grocery stores, and it made them think- if Squidward, who's slim and able bodied, rode on one and asked for help would people help him??? They sent him out to the local Walmart to find out, and equipped him with an air horn to make sure he can get people's attention.

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