Welcome to The Valley recap with Pretty Corrupt Podcast! Jordan and Stacy are breaking down all the Bravo drama as Jax Taylor announces that he just “quit” the show— but we know that he was given a Real Housewives Goodbye (aka FIRED). Janet Caperna throws herself a tattoo parlor pity party (maybe don’t dish rumors about Nia and Danny Booko if you can’t take them?), and a thirstier-than-ever Scheana Shay has the nerve to call Kristen Doute desperate. Jesse Lally and Michelle Saniei are starting to seem mature about their breakup- except for his sketchy $300K loan and her DIY divorce papers. Brittany Cartwright is done protecting Jax! His fake therapy, fake sobriety, and fake Father of the Year act- he is spiraling and she is finally free! PS- are producers setting Scheana up to replace Jax in Season 3? All this and more on PCP!

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