Jealous Much

Jealous Much is going to the chapel and we're gonna... watch someone else get married. We're musing about the permanence of saying yes and committing to just one guy. Somehow this brings up deeply hidden vomit stories and Carrot Top aversions. Since these days it's "hard" enough finding one available person with a penis to date, why not say yes to forever? What are you afraid of? If it's good enough for Meghan Markle, maybe it's good enough for Jealous Much.

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside your trunk? In this week’s episode Jamie and I discuss her obsession with googling “fake butts” late on Saturday nights and the crazy trends of asses so big the need a second set of centaur legs to hold them up.  

We further discuss our journey to eventual comfort with our own gifts that god gave us and what, if anything, we would like to change about our looks.  As is always the case with our podcast conversations, other topics weave in and out of the dialogue, but isn't that what makes it all fun?

And, by the way, let's all give a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jamie Hemingway, who is 40 today!!!

Are you the life of the party, a wallflower, or the life of the party who can also be a wallflower?  Jamie and I explore the dimensions of confidence, introversion, and shyness, and how those dynamics can co-exist in one person in the exact same moment. Don't call us extroverts because we are confident and Jamie is friendly.  We are introverted, sometimes shy, girls who have learned to better maneuver social settings through years of practice and experience, but that doesn't necessarily mean we are party naturals.  Tying into these aspects of personality, we further share our love of the Myers-Briggs personality test - Jamie is an INFP and Christine is an INFJ.  Go to 16 Personalities if you are curious what your Myers-Briggs may be and how that may impact your social interactions.

Christine discusses her passion for costume construction of anything from Hegwig Schmidt wigs and capes, gigantic furry, stuffed raccoon tails, and foam asses and hip pads for drag queens.  

Jamie opens the throttle and talks about her burning desire to see more dicks on the walls and less tits.  Jamie said this?  Yep, she did...  She also speaks of her obsessive drive to collect the beautiful and erotic artworks of Sadao Hasegawa.

And MARK YOUR CALENDARS because something AMAZING happens this episode... JAMIE actually interrupts CHRISTINE!  It's a momentous historical event that has been weeks in the making and long overdue in our podcasts.

We heard you missed us.  Well, we are BACK!  We took a couple weekends off to travel a bit, but today brings us back to our Jealous Much ritual and the love we share with you, our dearest listeners.  Reunited and it feels so goooood. 

In this week’s podcast we explore the topic of SELF-SABOTAGE and talk about our own personal experiences with creativity and our fear of failure or worse, SUCCESS.  Hear about Jamie’s fame hangover the night of her successfully hosting the Instagrammies and how the only thing that took her out of that night’s slump of aloneness was dancing with a mysterious, cosmic cowboy to Christopher Cross’ Ride Like the Wind. Giddy up!!!

Beyond exploring our roadblocks to creativity and completing projects, we discuss Jamie’s process in making her album and even set a deadline for its release this fall. 

We further delve into other stories about knifeplay with and accessorizing of Billy Idol, the supreme softness and delightfully pleasing scent of Prince's hand, and the lurid tale of what happened to David Coverdale's red leather furniture.

Jamie has been connecting with her familial roots and enjoying a glorious vacation in New Mexico this week, but we would never leave you starting the week without a new podcast from us.  We planned ahead because our time spent with you weekly means so much to us.

This week we have our minds on our money and our money on our minds.  Hear the story of how,  in a state of depressed idiocy, I dug myself into a pit of miserable consumer debt in my late 30s and now am in the clear and flexing a 816 credit score today. 

Jamie shares her story of the financial costs of seeking higher education in the United States and how one of the bigger financial risks she took, a semester overseas in Spain, is still worth every penny.

It's an all new episode, and we're excited to introduce our very first special guest... Reno's own badass lady, Sophia Shortz! She's leaving home soon for the land of palm trees and echo park cholas, but don't you dare tell her that nobody walks in LA! We're dishing about dads with Van Halen dreams of superstardom, cholo goths, crushes coming out of the woodwork, and having the cojones to follow crazy dreams. We'll miss you Sophia! Stay Jealous!

He wrote in my yearbook!  What do I do next?

F-R-I-D-A-Y Night!

Quit your day job.

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