Portland and Vancouver trips. This Week in Elderly. This Week in Pornography. This Week in Microsoft.

Jeff drives through. Deaf relationships. Business class seats. World sandwich. Jeff's Ferrari breakdown. Jeff's lame links. The origins of sleeze. Jeff's comedy oil sands. Jeff's mustang. The 4th of July. Redline. Office auditions. Wall-eye...

Worthless Tony awards. Countdown mistake. Spring Awakenings. Cable problem. Flying first class. Jeff's NYC trip. Optional TSA. Chinese/Italian garbage juice. Poor fetish movie choices. Times Square. The Japanese glass case and the American ba...

Jeff's pad. Bill Gates email. Microsoft is done. Buying MP3s. Calling convention genders.

Jeff's squirrels. The Black Card. Sickly Jeff. Burrata. NYC cesspool. Long 7/11 line. Selling out. Random acts of rudeness. Meat popsicle. Geriatric pilots. Brody Jenner. The E.O.A. position on T.I.T.'s. Watch prices.

Carbon-based dog. Assassinations and torture. Rodney King. The steady state of the world. Celebrity Rehab. The Wheel of Peace. The steal-a-car show. Gia pseudo-porn AIDS. Screech sanchez. Movie and game ratings. Horse porn judge.

Democratic illusions. Hotties for social change. Crapple. R. Kelley. Don't Mess with the Roberts. Intent matters. Lucas and Tojo. Copyright is unpatriotic. Exporting culture.

Porn ads. Algorithm sale classes. Advice. Is porn evil? The list. Porn actors, not porn producers. Tull. Fixing Google Checkout. The Grammys. The sacrowedgy. Ohako. Catholic aliens. Google Apps. Musical analysis.

Fen/phen. Arachnia. Freedomcast. It Came from the Desert. Elliptical trainer. Bad movie vs. bad movie. Thirtysomething fatness. Bad Ubuntu rand. Fermat's last theorem patch. Extenz.

Baby hip-hop. Shorties. Retro-gayed. Ex-governor alimony. Anti-gay gayness. Alpha politics. Gay camp orgies. Religious education. Google Atlas. Skull bongs. Intellectual property. BT-completeness. Long straw. Meth-based workforce.