Jen AF (Funny, Comedy)

Don't act like you've never asked yourself the age old question: "does a finger in the butt, make me a slut?" Well, on this weeks episode, Jen reveals the real answer. She shares her cheap, on the fly DIY beauty tips that will save you just in time for a big event. Minimal effort, big impact. From hot girl summer do's & don'ts, insightful Venmo memo lines to spark conversations at the dinner table, and humanitarian acts for strangers. She's a regular Mother Theresa.

It's a slow week here at the Fassino-Chambers household. So Jen decides to enlighten us all on the art of nabbing a super rich, online Sugar Daddy and tricking them into giving you a monthly allowance. Get your notebooks OUT! She also covers her weird shower behaviors that Robert likes, and talks about what she expects her guests to do at her wedding...

Jen is on the move again traveling to Phoenix for her friend's "Dirty 30" birthday weekend... and let me tell you- it was definitely dirty! Jen comes home with a questionable illness, $300 in casino winnings, and a terrible dinner experience. She also talks tips on being an "easy, breezy, go with the flow girl" and her most recent and embarrassing life choice...

Better late than never! Ya girl never misses a week- sorry not sorry it was later then expected. Let’s break down a few beauty remedies to beat the heat here in Austin and combat horrendous body perspiration. Curious? Jen also exposes the true cut off age (and inner psychology) of men installing after market subwoofers, and talks pretending to make multiple phone calls to avoid talking to people and creating unnecessary “drama.” Buckle up!

Have you ever wondered about the magic properties of cootie catchers, M.A.S.H, and plastic 8-balls filled with toxic blue liquid? Jen recounts the happenings of a few of her high school slumber parties, and how they shaped her into the women she is today. Jen also discusses the debate between being a p*ssy and having balls. The whole narrative just doesn't add up...

Instagram captions, c*caine espresso, and Rock of Love legends, OH MY! A mismatched collection of random topics per usual. A slow week for Jen translates to her full Karen mode coming out over mild inconveniences that she experiences during the day, and rambling about her inner thoughts. Riveting.

Ya girl is back home from NYC after a 2 week "sabbatical" of whoring around the city. She visits her friends in all corners of Manhattan, tells her 4th of July story, and trolls her mom on Instagram stories while on her solo day trip to Montauk. 

Jen is in NYC this week and finally pre-batched an episode so she wouldn’t have to record while in the city. What does she discuss this week? Well- a questionable life choice in her early 20's has people asking "are you ok" or "what is that?" while she's in her swimsuit. Hey, we all do stupid things, but a few of hers are visible...and the other is not. ;) Jen also touches on her hatred of baths and naps like a lunatic. Buckle up!

Jen gears up for her trip to NYC for two weeks and talks IG fashion, and online shopping frustrations & realizations. A typical fake, made-up scenario plays out in Jen's head and has her asking how she'd fake her own death given the opportunity to do so. Julia Roberts could never.

Jen just landed back in Austin after being in Wisconsin for 12 days. She talks typical small town drama, shares client stories, along with asking the age old question- "are you friends with your exes?" Curious? Listen along to the ramblings of a sleep deprived idiot barely making the cut off to launch this episode. It's been a week, ma’am!