Jeph's World

This episode is BONKERS. Kloe, my youngest, gives me a common core math lesson, tells me about different flours (FLOUR: Non-sponsor of the week), giggles a lot, and decides it's my side of the family to blame for her hot temper. I cannot vouch for her math or flour knowledge but I 100% deny the genetic connection between her temper and me. She does, however, get her love of baked goods from me. This episode has absolutely no point to it. And that's kinda the point in every conversation with her. She's my most talkative kid and her super power is EXTROVERSION. That means she's really working overtime to have fun during this quarantine (bless her). **there are a couple sound glitches at the end. Bear with us here at Jeph's World as we work a very hard 30-45 seconds each week to prepare for our podcasts**

My guest Kenzie and I talk about the interesting junior year of high school she's had. I also prosecute, convict, and sentence her to death for crimes we still have not established. We had lots of fun and we force you to endure some inside jokes but mostly outside jokes. Not featured on the podcast, because it happened during the intro music, we danced and *vibed* in our seats to loosen up. She makes fun of my lack of professionalism and crude podcast equipment manangement and tries to distract me by using weird words like 'swag' as if I've never heard them before. We love each other very much, too. (story: the image displayed for the podcast is her doodle of me and her while sitting at church one sunday. I said, "that looks cool. I know that's you, but who's the guy?". She said, "oh, that's if you were thin and a hipster with better hair.")

BIG THANK YOU to our non-sponsor of the week, "Toilet Paper", because without it we'd be in a very messy situation. Also a big kudos to anyone who had stock in toilet paper 2 months ago and had that "I just KNOW this investment will come in handy one day" feeling. Well, now we all wish we were you...

Listen to me fumble awkwardly while I record myself late at night in an attempt to give you VITAL information about this podcast. How it started, what to expect on future episodes, and who it's for. I *ummmm* and *ahhhh* my way through the whole thing. What's important is that I DID it. Hopefully (but not likely) the production grows beyond a pair of Apple headphones and an old laptop. WELCOME, and feel free to stay for future awkward and unprofessional episodes. Be good...