Before Christopher Nolan settled on Tom Hardy to play Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, there was another person lined up. This is that story.

It was a windy night when Mr and Mrs. Johnson decided to get an abortion with the help of Dr. Trollman. The operation was a success, but little did they know the fetus had other plans!

John Smith goes on a mountain climbing adventure. He soon falls down a canyon and his penis is caught between a rock. He must decide to sever his genitals or die.

Richie and Jamaal are on the run from God's most evil minion, Trollman. God will stop at nothing to keep Richie and Jamaal from escaping to Hell even if it means killing them.

Richie and Jamaal begin their quest to escape Heaven to be in a more luxurious paradise, Hell. With the help of Auto-Tune funk legend they gang runs into a few problems with the plan.

Mark Johnson has just passed away and made it to Heaven. He soon finds out that there is trouble in paradise.

Two petty crooks, Tony and D'Angelo, steal a car radio from the parking space of a haunted house. It's not long til the car radio begins to act suspiciously creepy.

Mass Destructo tunes into the world's most annoying radio show, TBAG Radio. Everything seemed to be going well during the show until a disgruntled caller grows weary of the TBAG's constant lies about being "commercial free" and the DJ yelling over the songs then threatens to kill them.

Mass Destructo tunes into the world's most annoying radio show, TBAG Radio. Everything seemed to be going well during the show until a disgruntled caller grows weary of the TBAG's constant lies about being "commercial free" and the DJ yelling over the songs then threatens to kill them.

Before film and television there were record players and radio. People were forced to enjoy the luxuries that we take for granted today through sounds. But what about the Porno industry? Mass Destructo has uncovered the first ever porno record. God knows how old this tape really is. Please listen with discretion.