Welcome back to Pretty Corrupt for another wild recap of The Valley! In this episode, Jordan and Stacy dive deep into all the Bravo drama in Part 2 of the trip to Santa Barbara. The sprinter van to the winery breaks down, and so do all the friendships! Jesse Lally and Michelle Saniei treat us to Round 9637 of their divorce, and we are starting to see that Jesse isn’t just pretentious and broke, but a Jax Taylor level narcissist. Brittany Cartwright, Janet Caperna and Jasmine Goode want Danny Booko’s tequila nap to be a scandal for Nia Sanchez- after a decade of Brittany covering up Jax’s addictions and abuse? Did you ever expect a world where Kristen Doute would be in the most stable relationship in her cast? PS- We may have started the toupee rumor, and Zack Wickham confirmed it. Oops! All this and more on PCP!

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