Combat has begun and Wet Change is already in serious trouble! Guy was struck down by a possessed Denethea after setting fire to Blemblo with his torch, GanDelf flashbanged everyone in the room with her magic, Adam pinned a guard’s head inside a jacket, and Tyler began slamming Blemblo the Dwarf against a table in an attempt to kill him as quickly as possible. And in another shocking twist, Tom revealed that Blembo’s name was actually Bremblo and everyone had been saying it wrong this whole time! Can Wet Change survive this massive battle to the death without Guy?

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Wet Change is performing at a potential Red Wedding! GanDelf hid in the crowd, leaving Yolo to perform as “Fomo the Wizard” and throwing magic at him. Guy was forced to play the part of “Vallatron” and pat people down as he wandered through the audience. And Adam and Tyler performed a two-man version of The Three Stooges that was so good half the crowd put their weapons on the floor! But when Guy saw balcony dwarves rising menacingly from their seats, and found himself being threatened by Blemblo, he tried to set the dwarf on fire with his torch! Can Wet Change survive the fight that Guy just started?

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Upon returning from Narnia, Wet Change discovered that Yolo had committed them to performing at a wedding and they had to get to the stage at once! Grabbing costume pieces from the Narnia wardrobe, and realizing they could be walking into something like George Saur-Ron Martin’s “Red Wedding,” Guy decided to hide in the curtains to watch the crowd, Del planned to become GanDelf once more and force Yolo to perform in her place, and Tyler and Adam would adapt several “Three Stooges” sketches for just two performers. Can they survive this impromptu performance now that they've discovered the stage has no curtains for Guy to hide behind?

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Trapped in a war in Narnia, Wet Change found themselves once again in mortal danger! Jadis was about to kill Del, when Edmund Pevensie sacrificed himself instead. Adam killed a fleeing dwarf and gained more shadow for it, Tyler kicked the White Witch in the crotch, and when Del petrified the villain with her own wand Aslan shattered the stone witch into pieces. Guy begrudgingly used all of his cordial to revive Edmund and at last the day was saved. Returning to Middle-earth with new allies they can call upon, Wet Change discovered they have to put on a show! Will their performance in Gondor go better than the last one?

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With GanDelf’s body petrified, Del came to the forefront in her mind and improved her ability to take control over the GanDelf persona moving forward. Meanwhile, the heroes of Wet Change fought alongside Aslan’s army against Jadis! Guy didn’t spot GanDelf amidst the chaos so he and Susan peppered the enemy with arrows from relative safety, Adam and Rhynox were taken down by Polar Bears, bringing an end to the Beast Wars alliance, Tyler helped Adam, and Aslan finally unfroze Del, who immolated the chariot’s polar bears with her flaming spheres. But can Del survive the inevitable retribution from the White Witch?

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Welcome back to Jesters of Middle-earth, where a group of comedians try to destroy the One Ring. GanDelf awoke on the Witch Witch’s chariot to the chaos of battle and threats from Jadis’s servant. She took a chance and called to Jadis about traitors in their midst, but the gambit failed and the White Witch petrified her instead. Meanwhile, the boys tried to strategize a plan of attack as they charged into battle. Aslan told them of the White Witch’s powers and the monsters under her command, Guy headed to the back to shoot arrows with Susan, Adam rode into the fray atop a rhino, and Tyler raced atop Aslan towards a petrified GanDelf. Wet Change may be more powerful in Narnia than in Middle-Earth, but will it be enough to win the day?

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Wet Change prepared to join the battle already underway. Guy convinced Lucy to stay away from the battle, promising to use her cordial to heal the wounded. Tyler, seeing Susan inspiring the animals to fight, asked her to speak to them later about the war in Middle-earth, and convinced her that he would look out for her brothers on the front lines if she remained safely with the archers in the back. Adam then tucked Tiffany Problem into his beard, and they all mounted up on various animals to ride into battle. Can a few comedians and a small army of recently-unpetrified Narnians defeat the White Witch’s army of horrors?

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While Del rested in the company of the White Witch, the magic of Narnia caused her to revert back into GanDelf. The boys, meanwhile, attempted to ingratiate themselves to a few animals in the hopes that they would spread the word and recruit others to help win the war in Middle-earth. Adam had some success connecting with a very strange squirrel, but Tyler found himself struggling as he joined in on Lucy’s prank and upset a horse, got on the wrong side of Aslan’s annoying brother, and had an awkward encounter with a zebra. As cries of alarms rang out, calling everyone to arms, is Wet Change prepared for the battle ahead?

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Off on her own quest, Del played into the White Witch’s ego and convinced her to fight with them in Middle-earth. The witch was flattered and intrigued at the prospect of looting another realm then returning to Narnia to rule it. Over at the castle, Guy grew uncomfortable as Mr. Tumnus became enamoured with him, so he ran away toward the Wardrobe to guard the entrance back to Middle-earth. Aslan agreed to help them in Middle-earth, but he wouldn’t speak for anyone else in Narnia, so it was up to Adam and Tyler to speak with the animals. But can they convince the creatures of Narnia that another realm is worth fighting for too?

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Far from the boys, GanDelf, having exhausted her magic, was released from her bout of madness and returned to her old Del self. She found herself at the feet of Jadis, the White Witch, but luckily she knew the books well and placated the witch by catering to her narcissism. Meanwhile, Guy and Tyler convinced Adam to drink a drop of the cordial, and he was immediately freed from his shadow-induced greed. After a tense meeting with Lucy’s sister, Susan, they met the lion Aslan, who began to wake up everyone who had been turned to stone. Aslan agreed to help them win the war in Middle-earth, but can they survive the war in Narnia first?

Featuring players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Lore Master Tom McGee.

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