Jet Fuel Podcast

In this week's musically-rich episode of Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson plays a keyboard designed by the devil, debates Elvis Presley's moral compass, and Pippa recounts the strangest way she's ever been paid for a job.

02:33 A speck of space trash starts beef with her bestie

07:44 Jessie builds some beats and has some questions

16:06 Pippa solves a problem in the worst way possible

25:06 Jessie creates a musical call to action

29:55 Pink Floyd is meh and other music hot takes (send us yours to [email protected])

35:30 What's better? Human or AI music

40:57 Squink gets approached at the beach

45:07 One neat trick to not get off your phone

51:18 The babysitter throws a party

55:22 Pippa won't let the episode end without pushing Jessie to the edge one final time

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Instruments, beats, and bars galore! Get comfortable in the kitchen, folks, cuz this week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Martin Phillips are COOKING. Plus, stick around to find out why cities in New York are so hard to pronounce and the one thing Martin doesn't want his parents to know.

05:40 A sassy man builds a beat and brings out instruments

18:30 Song 1 (Marty Monster)

20:15 Martin has the craziest Ren Faire costume

22:00 Jessie and Martin give their best Jim Halpert impressions

25:51 Jet Fuel the Podcast the Show the Jingle

30:48 Song 2 (Jingle)

32:22 Secrets, shame, and embarrassment

37:50 got pierced?

44:11 I got two (beat) birds

48:48 Python gets mixed up with a bad crew

53:32 Building the third beat

58:36 "Fly Marty Fly" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Martin Phillips

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Y2K, Toy Story 5, cheating boyfriends, and cheating wives. Nostradamus and trombone, too, but don't let us forget Alfred's new comedy special on Hulu. "Why" You ask "Is this episode's description written completely in rhyme?" Because when it's Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Alfred Robles are on the pod, it's a guaranteed good time.

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This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Australian comedian / musician / parody-songwriter extraordinaire Brandon Duff. Jessie and Brandon talk about the horrors of riding the bus, the worst thing that can happen at a wedding, and who their emergency call would be for a very particular situation.

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12:20 Jessie gives a shout out to all the older (30 +) women out there

18:59 Brandon gets a Traditional American Welcome

35:22 Brandon and Jessie are very well travelled and totally chill about it

41:15 Fringe Fest is cool as heck and a money making machine

52:20 Brandon is trapped on an iceberg but has a solution

1:00:06 Jessie gives Brandon a directing tip on something very important coming up

1:01:42 "Guns Versus Knives" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Brandon Duff

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Jet Fuel comes full circle this week (WOOF) Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem chat about Josh's collection of mysterious VHS tapes, start beef with a former pod guest, and work together to straighten Jessie's teeth.

12:43 Ben Joyce sends a message to Jessie

13:33 Josh is an old-school guy

20:30 Hollywood is so fun and actors are so prepared

30:50 Jessie gets a note on directing

35:34 Invisalign unboxing video!!!

38:41 Michael Jackson movie review

45:19 S/O to Bobby the dog and Squinky

54:15 Josh has some great punchlines (ba-dum tss)

1:00:53 Jessie and Josh take a water break and build a song

1:05:38 "A Thirst For Nougat" starring Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson invites resident strong man Zach Zucker (Stamptown) onto the pod for an hour of song, dance, and fun. Together, they discuss the fear of people making fun of them behind their back (we do), brainstorm a new podcast involving a hostage situation (aren't they all), and Zach speaks out on behalf of the entire strong-man community (thank you).

04:30 Papa is looking for a sugar anything

09:43 It's called showbiz, not stinky-shoebiz

17:12 Jessie poses a deep philosophical question relating to ants and aliens

21:19 Innie-Zach and Innie-Jessie drop into the pod

26:06 Men

30:41 Zach poses a deep philosophical question relating to ju*l pods and tripods

34:28 Whoaaa it's Arnold Schwarzachzuckernegger

42:36 Embarrassing story time

45:11 Jessie and Zach are each on an IV drop right now

51:54 It's not always easy to be a man and also s/o Joke Wrld

56:52 Zach recorded his first Netflix special!! Stamptown!! Watch it!!!

1:02:37 Body count in the high thousands

1:09:23 "The Secret Score of Baja" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Zach Zacker

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Jet Fuel is going on Island Time 🌴🏐🌴 Plus, Logan Guntzelman blindfolds her friends, Dave Waite finds *exactly* what he's looking for at a Target, and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson thinks she'd be friends with Mr. Beast (tag him!!) Plus plus double plus, stick around 'til the very end for a bonus treat.

04:00 Bad Boy Dave spots the newest recession indicator

11:52 Logan plots a meet cute

15:01 The ultimate prankster

23:49 Guess what Logan's hometown is known for ;)

26:47 A car crashes into Dave's house

31:14 Dave pitches a brand new product

38:15 I love Pippa Middleton and her peach (--Pippa)

39:42 Jessie, Dave, and Logan rip pack

45:00 Target Noir

50:30 Tubi appreciation post

54:50 Jessie makes a jingle!

57:14 "Fintstones™ Vitamins Now With BlueChew" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman

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Sam Salem joins Jessie "Jetski" Johnson on Jet Fuel to reveal top secret teacher tricks to deal with rowdy students, worst case experiences with fans, and what your airline behavior reveals about your political views.

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For Jet Fuel’s SPECIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson makes an earnest attempt and having a fun silly light hearted conversation with her very slick producer Pippa Spindel…and boy oh boy does Pippa deliver. Critics are calling this episode a “must see” and fans are saying “wow, Pippa seemed so comfortable on that couch. What a chill cool gal.” The best part about this description is that it’s totally true and definitely not written by Pippa. Oh yeah, also, did you know most women don’t know they’re having a heart attack and die? THANKS FOR WATCHING 

00:00 Jet Fuel takes over Hollywood Blvd

06:57 This is episode 52! How cool is that!

12:55 Pippa accidentally loses two jobs in one sentence 

17:15 Yo Pippa low key was smart as heck but not anymore 

18:52 Jessie gets stung by a bee and almost dies

23:23 Pippa pushes Jessie to the edge

29:20 DC people are built different (y’all mind if I do one normal timestamp)

34:33 Pippa is so talented it’s unreal and a perfect angel

39:49 Big Poopa drops into the pod

45:05 Don’t send Jessie a voice text 

48:11 Pippa crashes out in 4K 

52:20 “Get Out Of My Head” by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Pippa Spindel

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This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson and Frank Castillo talk a lot of trash and give hella compliments. They also discuss self-care routines, the dangers of the 'Confident Hack,' and how to be treated like royalty in the grocery store.

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