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Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel

00:00 Entertain this intro

03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy

10:42 Do not dare teach music if you have bad hair

15:37 Kids are literally so gross (spit, lice, puss, ew sicko are you still watching)

29:42 Drinking like a hamster and sleeping like a baby

38:22 Reincarnation is happening all around us

47:37 The grinch who threw out our Christmas decorations

59:53 As it turns out, adults are gross too

1:07:13 Song O'Clock

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City

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Long time bestie, first time guestie Charles Engle sits down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to discuss the secret horrors of Whole Foods and the only two Spanish words you need to know to survive in this world. Plus does anyone know why you can't smell your own breath??

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Hot off of Netflix’s Funny AF, Michael Turner joins the pod today to talk about tailgating, Cincinnati, and life on the road. Jetski and Mike also gab about starting comedy in Arizona together, conspiracy theories, and jam out a song hot enough to melt steel beams. Jet Fuel!

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This week, Andrea Jin joins the pod fresh off a tour with John Mulaney. Jetski and Andrea break down the recent NASA Artemis II launch, rehearse their uber-driver interactions, and belt out a song that would make Weird Al jealous. Never grow up, and pack a big uterus.

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This week, Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski” Johnson one-up each other on their coolest experience in an airplane hanger, bond over their mutual distaste for rage bait, one of them even reveals themselves as the lynchpin in launching Jelly Roll’s career…

Talking politics with your dog, performing in an ice rink, and making sure your dad doesn’t think you’re a loser with Joey Avery and Jessie “Jetski” Johnson.

00:00 Intro

02:56 Joey Parties w/ Mariachi

07:38 Disney Pixar’s Dog Story

15:04 Joey bans his parents from the club

22:52 Joey runs for Mayor

33:31 D*ck Pills .COM

42:53 Hillary and Paula Dean

47:30 Ending Song

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Chloe Radcliffe sits down with Jetski to discuss her role in the new movie, "Is This Thing On?", gaslighting, magic, government dogs, dads, rich friends and more....

3:55 coffee talk

5:45 toys for dads

7:06 dogs

10:14 government dogs

12:30 i was gas lit. With these prices??

18:00 Chloe was in a movie

23:00 Chloe thinks about possibly trying to perform a trick?

28:13 she's still attempting the trick...

31:57 trick still going...

34:40 the reveal!!!

37:15 we nerd out about band

41:35 "do you loop"

44:00 putting instruments in stand-up

50:00 what's Chloe doing in los angeles?

53:35 rich friends

56:12 comics unleashed, Byron got unleashed!

59:20 Chloe's tour dates

59:59 Chloe has 100 names

1:02:16 the song

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Today we laugh until we cry! Matt Lockwood and Jaime Garcia stop by on Jet Fuel for great hangs and shenanigans. Prank calls, MAGA sightings at ALO, and two beautiful ending-songs, this episode has it all. Plus juicy gossip and clickbait item here.

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