Jim and James Chew the Cud

By Kerson Media

What's Jim and James Chew the Cud about?

Two friends host a podcast.

Do you like a lack of structure or consistent topic? Does a tin pot vibe appeal to your sensibilities? How about features that either never reoccur or hugely overstay their welcome?

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Jim and James Chew the Cud episodes:

12.23.2023
Episode 216 - Big J Energy
Chewligans Unite. James Wonked off in a cinema, there's some film chat. The boys talk about Kanye, and the worst christmas mornings they remember. The usual cud is chewed. There's a new round of Songs of Phrase, leave your answers on...
12.06.2023
Epsiode 215 -You’re not interested in half of that
Oh snap, here comes the Chew. James is in an informative mood, throwing some snow 'facts' around. Everyone's favourite Czech adult actress, Eufrat, gets a shout out, and some other nonsense. There's a new round of Songs of Phrase, leave your answers...
11.24.2023
Episode 214 -its underwear without the sexual element
Oh look who it is! Jim suggests cuts to Olympic funding, James rails against Children In Need and tries to get a differently-abled ethinic minority fired from his job at the cinema. He also really dislikes Dawn French but we don't...
11.02.2023
Episode 213 - old tat and songs of phrase
Ahoy. Our first live show has been plucked from the archives for your listening pleasure. But it's not all reheated meat, there's songs of phrase. Go to the tiktok and leave your answers there. *Please take the time to rate and...
10.20.2023
Episode 212 - #NotAllDogs
Ahoy! Its late but its here! James delivers an inspirational speech, Jim suggests an improvement to Jurassic Park. Everyone dances with their dog right? James says they do. And that's like only the first half of this nonsense. *Please take the...
10.10.2023
Episode 211 - really just episode 98
We cant use the rest of the recording because of what our lawyers called "crimes against humanity" by Leon Baker. Sorry. Here's some old gold and we'll be back later this week.
09.28.2023
Episode 210 - Leon Baker’s Little Survivors Charity Podcast of the Year
part one of the infrequent series of allowing long time podcast-sitting-in-the-room-but-not-speaking guest Leon "Leon Baker" Baker joining in the chat. It's a hot mess of friends talking nonsense. **Brass-Eye-Phil-Collins.gif** *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts...
09.20.2023
Episode 209 - she’s got a lot of knowledge in her body
Thy Chew cup overfloweth. We've got a Brick Dollbanger update, James is ok with Bully XL dogs hurting children, the boys discuss laws that would make the world better, how many murders are ok before you confront your partner about...
09.13.2023
Episode 208 - Dickless James is dead
Hola! A hot mess of an episode due to technical issues, but James valiantly struggles against everything thrown at him to tell a story, James on film makes its possibly last appearance, and and some other stuff. I don't know,...
09.06.2023
Episode 207 - my 84 year old friend
Afternoon! James threatens UK airspace, Jim tells a joke and it all ends up on Epstein's island. Don't worry, James on Film is back. *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your...
08.30.2023
Episode 206 - put it in the flush flush
Welcome, welcome to an all new chew. we've got apologies, we've got James being constantly surprised at his own nonsense being questioned, and Jim being humiliated not once, but twice. Not just that though, we've got film reviews, Sim City...
08.23.2023
Episode 205 - the normal hands of a 12 year old
This week the boys talk U2, being a child hand model, crisps, Alex Skarbek and hats. And that's just the stuff I can remember. Listen now! *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you...
08.17.2023
Episode 204 - episode not found
THROWBACK THURSDAY! A very special epis... look, lets just be honest from the start, I lost the recording. even with chudd griffin's help, I couldn't find it. Maybe that was a sign. But anyway, as an apology, here is episode...
08.10.2023
Episode 203 - with apologies to Chudd Griffin
The boys receive some scathing feedback and, let's be honest, it rattles them for most of the episode. James talks turning North Korea into a lads away hotspot, Jim defends the content and they both say things they don't mean...
08.02.2023
Episode 202 - longing for the touch of an octopus
Episode 202: Longing for the touch of an octopus. The rechewnaissance continues. James reveals his childhood dream job was teaching other kids about very important differences between boys and girls, Jim is educated on Parody Porn and the boys ask the...
07.26.2023
Episode 201 - The Heart of Britain
The boys are back from their Russian Spotify exclusivity deal! Straight away talking nonsense. James performed open heart surgery on himself, Jim was right about Phil Schofield, and the boys discuss who they would take on a doomed sub.
02.14.2021
episode 132 - i dont miss you, dont hurry back
the boys are back and talk Captain Tom, mysteries and local news. James tries to explain his method of dating women. For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Additional jokes by Guitar Hour Podcast's...
01.11.2021
bonus episode five - la crème de la décharge de James
A look back at some of "the talent's" best bits in the last year.
12.26.2020
Episode 131 but louder - that's from Shannon, aged six and panicking
merry christmas from the boys. thank you to all the 'chewligans' who have listened to us this year
11.11.2020
Episode 130 - it has a very high defence stat actually, jim
Part two of the Leon Baker Saga. No point even trying to describe this one. For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John Cordy as Gravy Jones - Music by Hilary Mice and the long...
10.25.2020
Episode 129 - some of the channels are really sad
For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John Cordy as Jada Pinkett Smith - Music by Hilary Mice and the “that’s not my wife, that’s a jazz guitar” - A Kerson Media Production
10.15.2020
Episode 128 - i was tighter than the average child
James is grilled on deodorant behaviour and a chef is deported. The boys pitch game show ideas, and James refuses to allow homeless people to win a house. For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn...
10.07.2020
Episode 127 - at some point there's gonna be an anus
Well, join Jim (internet comedian - Shemazing magazine) and James (the talent - Himself) as they spend nearly an hour deciding who they would isolate with. James is super confident in his abilities, really really confident. For more Chew the Cud,...
09.29.2020
Episode 126 - if you have sex, you will catch aids
I'm not even going to try to describe this one. For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as Johnny Kordz. - Music by Hilary Mice and the first erection - A Kerson Media Production
09.16.2020
Episode 125 - what annoyed me is that she hadn't cried
the boys send their congratulations to yet another friend of Jim's who has made something of their lives. Jim wonders if an ex girlfriend listens. James joined a cult, and makes Jim sad. Dogs buying food? WHAAAA? Every member of The...
09.08.2020
Episode 124 - trans allegories and the idea that everybody matters
James wants to teach kids about death in an unusual way, Jim goes after an unexpected national treasure and seems a tad 'totalitarian' and James thinks Christopher Nolan is overrated. Barn Owl are not good at any carpentry and rely on...
08.26.2020
Episode 123 - you were taking food from fran healy's children's mouths
no income tax, no VAT, James makes money from rubbish cds. Jim seems to have spent a lot of time in Berlin. A couple new features and some cracking chat. Barn Owls eat mostly voles, shrews, mice and sometimes rats, and...
08.17.2020
Episode 121 - eating out in mothercare
James solved a murder as a child, both boys admit to making decisions beyond their years. James talks about a minor who liked green day, and doesn't understand how a takeaway works. Are there lions in the Bermuda triangle? A real...
08.08.2020
Episode 120 - I sobbed for ten minutes
Is it easier to be abducted today? Would James have been a good Gulf War soldier? Would you notice if you were inadvertently modelling for a cardigan catalogue? Let's find out! For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee -...
07.21.2020
Episode 119 - does everyone you love get hit by a car?
Recorded with James via a tin can, we have two guests and the worst sound quality available. Theres some good chat if you can make it out. #blm #acab - Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew...
07.12.2020
Episode 118 - operation girls date for free
One long conversation this week, so please keep your arms and legs inside the podcast. Stopping at The Lion King Parkway, Female comedians crossing, before arriving at Mushroom mick. James gets confused about mental illness, but admits to seducing men...
07.03.2020
Episode 117 - there was a car inside her
oooo boy. what a show we have, nearly an hour of chat. we've got the worst experiences in a shop, Jim feels only perverts and girls use tik tok, James agrees and tells us what he's seen, before outing himself...
06.21.2020
Episode 116 - spotify wig money
face to face and it feels so good. james wants to help fix first world problems, the boys launch the first weekly top five and jim reckons someone tried to kill the vicar of dibley. all this. jim watched a...
06.13.2020
Episode 115 - more the 400 tips
do you love minecraft? you'll love this! the boys debut a new feature by James, famous fathers, and we discover that Nicolas Cage is a good actor. James tells a story about insurance fraud. Look, its more of the same,...
06.05.2020
Episode 114 - wishing that little bit harder (acab)
well well well, what do we have here? it's been a year already?! like many things, this podcast has its ups and its downs. this here is a down. not episode 72 levels of down though. we've got some hot...
05.24.2020
Episode 113 - I think she was already dead
This episode is a real lot of talking. Various features were killed during the making of this episode, a veritable audio killing field. Getting flashbacks like a vietnam vet if i accidentally open the recycling bin on my laptop. ahh!...
05.15.2020
Episode 112 - A keen Christian and a big fan of masturbation
Dionne Warwick once sang 'What the world needs now is love, sweet love' but some of us are realists and maybe a podcast about nothing is enough. We've got three, count them THREE, features. I honestly don't know what more...
05.09.2020
Episode 111 - It's just another natural remedy
In this ever changing world in which we live in, good journalism is more important than ever. On an unrelated note, here is this week's podcast. A woman thinks cum will prevent the coronavirus and James places a very low...
05.01.2020
bonus episode four - chicken
I love it when a plan almost comes together in the morning, it smells like confused references. we didn't have time to record this week, so enjoy our meagre offerings. - Jim - @thrankyank69 - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the...
04.23.2020
Episode 110 - The Schrödinger's cat of Testicular Cancer
This episode is mostly nonsense, mostly. You've got film chat, take it home with ya. The lady at the back in the green jumper, there's ball chat. We are also pleased to announce that we are the world's first equally...
04.15.2020
Episode 109 - Woop-Woop!
They keep asking if we're back, I'm thinking we're back. Can you polish a turd? We try! We've got some news, some views and a lot of film based chat. Jim is just really tired. Honest. You can now text or...
04.08.2020
bonus episode three - abortificant
oh look! another filler episode. Happy birthday John, keep strumming up there in heaven.
03.26.2020
bonus episode two - C.L.I.F.F.N.O.N.C.E
Consider this an IOU episode. - Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production
03.18.2020
Episode 108 - Kelly Book (or how long before it becomes a disability)
The rest of the recording session with Adam. We pick up with James reporting on the molestation of a dog. The only way is up, baby! More of that can chat you love, pod fan favourite Urfrat joins the conversation...
03.12.2020
Episode 107 - That's why anyone sodomises anything
Adam swings by the studio where the word 'gassing' is semantically explored, 'cans' gets said an awful lot and there's some long anecdotes. Is the biscuit clip in this one? This is a two parter as James is having a...
03.04.2020
Episode 106 - Slap her with a brick
This week's show is packed with updates on the Corona Virus, Greta Thunberg and the world ending. We've got some hot takes, some big news stories and a man is attacked by a monkey. You can now text or call the...
02.25.2020
Episode 105 - E.T but it stands for Eating Testicles
What a show! You've got Black Jesus, that's yours! You want a man tased in the balls? Here, fill your boots! How about 101 things you can do instead of sex? Check behind your ear, it's there! Not only all...
02.20.2020
Episode 104 - From one ITV queen to another
A return to a more settled show, the boys break some news, both good and bad. We've got moral outrage and Jeremy Vine being called rude words by someone who is not funny, not funny at all. Jaws is not...
02.12.2020
Episode 103 - Oh yeah, there's the line of decency
Recorded directly after the last episode, it's the aftermath of 102. Alex clearly has the hots for James, Tim is into Alex and Jim is bemused by it all. James explains how he used a bread-stick with a lady friend....
02.05.2020
Episode 102 - They call me Mr Hands
In a very loose episode we have two guests. That's right, it's Chew the Cud Gone Wild! We cover the usual, horse and dolphin sex (unrelated) and debut a fan song. We discuss the big news, is it too soon...

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Jim and James Chew the Cud episodes:

Episode 216 - Big J Energy

Epsiode 215 -You’re not interested in half of that

Episode 214 -its underwear without the sexual element

Episode 213 - old tat and songs of phrase

Episode 212 - #NotAllDogs

Episode 211 - really just episode 98

Episode 210 - Leon Baker’s Little Survivors Charity Podcast of the Year

Episode 209 - she’s got a lot of knowledge in her body

Episode 208 - Dickless James is dead

Episode 207 - my 84 year old friend

Episode 206 - put it in the flush flush

Episode 205 - the normal hands of a 12 year old

Episode 204 - episode not found

Episode 203 - with apologies to Chudd Griffin

Episode 202 - longing for the touch of an octopus

Episode 201 - The Heart of Britain

episode 132 - i dont miss you, dont hurry back

bonus episode five - la crème de la décharge de James

Episode 131 but louder - that's from Shannon, aged six and panicking

Episode 130 - it has a very high defence stat actually, jim

Episode 129 - some of the channels are really sad

Episode 128 - i was tighter than the average child

Episode 127 - at some point there's gonna be an anus

Episode 126 - if you have sex, you will catch aids

Episode 125 - what annoyed me is that she hadn't cried

Episode 124 - trans allegories and the idea that everybody matters

Episode 123 - you were taking food from fran healy's children's mouths

Episode 121 - eating out in mothercare

Episode 120 - I sobbed for ten minutes

Episode 119 - does everyone you love get hit by a car?

Episode 118 - operation girls date for free

Episode 117 - there was a car inside her

Episode 116 - spotify wig money

Episode 115 - more the 400 tips

Episode 114 - wishing that little bit harder (acab)

Episode 113 - I think she was already dead

Episode 112 - A keen Christian and a big fan of masturbation

Episode 111 - It's just another natural remedy

bonus episode four - chicken

Episode 110 - The Schrödinger's cat of Testicular Cancer

Episode 109 - Woop-Woop!

bonus episode three - abortificant

bonus episode two - C.L.I.F.F.N.O.N.C.E

Episode 108 - Kelly Book (or how long before it becomes a disability)

Episode 107 - That's why anyone sodomises anything

Episode 106 - Slap her with a brick

Episode 105 - E.T but it stands for Eating Testicles

Episode 104 - From one ITV queen to another

Episode 103 - Oh yeah, there's the line of decency

Episode 102 - They call me Mr Hands