Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman

In the last episode, we did a deep dive into Joe Purple's past and worked out why, despite his misgivings about Eyebrow's intentions, he's still committed to remaining by Eyebrow's side.

Now it's time to find out exactly what's being proposed and whether Purple is still on board with it all.

Today we're going to depart from the usual idiocy and instead tackle one of the more poignant chapters that I've written. There won't be any laughs here, but at the end, some things may begin making a little more sense - now and also as the story progresses.

All along, Eyebrow has had Joe Purple as his constant companion throughout the entire journey. Is Purple happy about that? That's debateable. But what do we really know about Joe Purple? Or, if we're going to be entirely accurate - what do we know about Marcus Bloom? I mean... really?

Well, let's take a trip back in time, specifically to a turning point in Purple's life...

So, when we left the previous episode, we learnt that news of Eyebrow's arrest may have had the unintended consequence of popping him up on the radar momentarily.

Let's see if anyone was paying attention.

In our last episode, Bishop and McFadden were shocked to discover that not only are they tasked with chaperoning Eyebrow for the foreseeable future, but they'll also have to do it right there in Coffee Pond, miles from their own homes. Something tells me they're going to be less than impressed with the whole situation.

Let's listen to how it plays out.

Burnett and McFadden have been despatched on official business, reluctantly might I add, to attend to the evolving Eyebrow situation. What's going to be waiting for them? Let's listen in...

Last episode, things went catastrophically off the rails with Eyebrow's new business venture, and he's found himself stuck in jail while the local police summon someone to assist. Who do they have to call? We didn't find out... but we will in this episode. Listen on...

Welcome back to the latest adventure of everyone's favourite budget hitman - Jimmy Eyebrow. This season we're doing the audio adaptation of the latest book - The Full Package.

A quick reminder also that if this is the first episode where you've joined us, you should make your way back to the beginning otherwise... well... you're gonna get kinda lost.

In This episode, Eyebrow's meeting with his new client to hash out the details of an upcoming job. Let's see how it all plays out.

Welcome back to the latest adventure of everyone's favourite budget hitman - Jimmy Eyebrow. This season we're doing the audio adaptation of the latest book - The Full Package.

This episode, let's check in and get our first glimpse of the very unfortunately named Turd's Pizza.

Welcome back to the latest adventure of everyone's favourite budget hitman - Jimmy Eyebrow. This season we're doing the audio adaptation of the latest book - The Full Package.

Last episode we kicked off with an incident on a plane that surely must have some connection to Eyebrow, but the great man is yet to be sighted. So how about in this episode we catch up with him and see what he's been up to.

Welcome back to the latest adventure of everyone's favourite reformed underwear thief turned budget hitman - Jimmy Eyebrow. This season we''ll be doing the audio adaptation of the latest book - The Full Package.

If you're only joining us for the first time now, I strongly suggest that you begin at the start of Eyebrow's journey so that you can get full appreciation of what's going on here. You can start from this point if you wish, but you'll get a lot more out of the story if you know the background. It'll make your listening experience so much better, I assure you.

But for those of you joining us from this point, it's great to welcome you back and I'm ready and pumped to guide you on this latest voyage of idiocy.