Jimmy Neutron Is A Sh!#head

Season 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang drag-races across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escapes from her cage and mauls us with the worst episode we've seen yet. And Herriman's secret side hustle is revealed...

Thinking about it, this show still hasn't had a moral. Eduardo performs his twelve labors of owning a dog, but finds his hardest labor is speaking the Spanish language. Bloo goes from bullying small animals to kidnapping his friends, but faces their revenge as he is hunted like an animal while suffering a 24-hour-pneumonia. And Madame Foster releases the hounds...

Is torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his younger cousin and kidnapping mascots to care. Not even Wilt's good influence (and addiction to radio smut) is enough to redeem this carbo-loaded creature! And Terrance just eats a guy, no for real...

It is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force! Herriman imposes dictatorial laws to torment Bloo, but gets his deserts when he suffers the worst fate of all: becoming an internet meme. Yet his macrame mandates are not the biggest obstacle for our leads, as Mac and Bloo find themselves trapped within the Escherian-Lovecraftian architecture of the house, never to escape. And Madame Foster reveals a devilish nature greater than our hosts could have imagined...

You thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizing a local mall in the process. Yet the greater horror is found within the house's walls, behind a vault so well-guarded, it wasn't even locked. No matter where you hide, Blooregard Q Kazoo's sins shall corrupt you, and your shins will never be the same. And Coco makes a strong impression with her first of many Payday-style heists...

Our hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a clerical error sends Adam Lyon to a nightmarish middle school full of semi-sapient zoo animals. Can the showrunners snatch boredom from the jaws of comedy, or will our heroes be torn apart like a cow-sized lump of cheese at Predator Training 101?

For Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain to beat up. The background characters unionize to become one macro-Background Character, unified by their shared abuse. The universes collapse into a singularity point, and it is only by the grace of one particular angel that the hosts survive this one. And Hugh delivers his final line ever, "let's kick him while he's down"...

The results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes advantage of. Halfway through, the plot decides to begin, as Tim Curry heroically attempts to erase Retroville forever. And with Hugh MIA, Sheen becomes the most annoying fairy in existence...

Jimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meaning of friendship, utilitarianism, then learns to fly I guess. Truth be told, the writers throw a lot at the wall for this finale, but absolutely nothing sticks. And Hugh attempts a scorched-earth maneuver against Retroville, just because he can...

Were it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it for himself. Meanwhile, the writers decide it's time for us to finally hate Libby. And Hugh foils Jimmy's coup against Retroville by enjoying a nice cup of decaf mind-control...